Rest assured ladies: Jeremy Meeks is still alive and still available.
Many are starting to question the NYPD directly and demand an answer as to why they seem to conveniently find a way to murder more and more civilians every year.
More importantly, you’re a ‘beer guy;’ you’ve been to a couple breweries and know the difference between a stout and a port, which rationalizes your addiction with sentences like “I’ve been meaning to try this one.”
Either intense love or extreme hatred for coffee.
Oh, great. Period zit. Eh, maybe I can say it’s an ingrown hair. Maybe I should grow a beard. Yeah, a beard would cover it. I’d look so bad-ass with a beard. Like the second coming of Tim Howard. Or Jesus. Jesus Howard.
Ladies, I know you’re scared. I know what it feels like to lose all hope, especially when it comes to love. But I’m here to tell you that everything will be okay. I’m here to tell you that your fantasies are just as attainable as ever.
You’ve specifically chosen shoes just for the sake of taking a sidewalk pic.
The evil incarnate at the heart of every single pureblood Atheist in the entire world has finally been revealed for what it is.
The lofty voice, the charitable personality, the Boy Scout skill set. It’s definitely, without a doubt, Tom Hanks.
Be sure to share at least three pictures from different points in the show to really show how proud you are to be an American.