Also, he looks like Kevin Malone from “The Office.”
With enough craftiness, I can too make these plates that will remind me to live, laugh, and love when all my life makes me want to do is die, cry, and lock myself in the bathroom to make hate-filled poops.
So, if you want to be happy, consider what made you smile the hardest when you were young, grab your nearest and dearest and spend time with them doing it again.
“Better dead than Red” is what they used to say during the Cold War. But wouldn’t it simply be better to punch a Red right in his good-for-nothing face?
Women, if your man doesn’t worship the ground you walk on, you need to WALK AWAY.
Act like people’s ugly babies are cute for the sake of their feelings.
1:36 PM: You instantly regret asking questions about last night because now you’re even more embarrassed and hate yourself even more.
So I decided to check out Milo’s author page. Much to my dismay, I didn’t see a whole lot of tech anywhere.
When she’s worried, I can easily calm her by reminding her “Everything’s gonna be alt right.”
1. We are very emotionally complex.