Length of the production will vary based on the participants’ responses to thorough introspection. Yes, I’m talking an interactive and immersive experience here.
You have to learn to live with the fact that you are in the demographic for Tyler Perry movies.
Wrap your lover in gauze like a mummy so that you can unwrap them and scream “OH GOD YOU’RE ALIVE” right before they brutally devour your every limb and phalange.
Give them a no-fail “heyyyyy.” (Tip: The more “y”s you include, the more cool and level-headed you’ll seem.)
“Is this a real daycare?”
Anything that has holes in it is a bonus, especially jean shorts. If you aren’t sure what color to get, black is always the answer.
The vaguely sad one, who is either constantly troubled or just really enjoys typing out irrelevant Coldplay lyrics.
As soon as we say “Hasta la vista, baby” to that pesky ‘no foreign-born as Pres’ law, he’ll needs your clothes, your boots, and your vote.
On occasion, you have trouble making word count on your articles, because you are so used to minimizing everything you need to say into 140 characters.
They know the importance of indulging every once in a while. #psl #blessed