It is a widely understood fact that “Earth Day” is a liberal conspiracy. I hope I am not injecting too much personal opinion into this listicle by humbly submitting that I hate Earth Day, and I hate the Earth.
Who runs this account?
Comedy is serious business.
Chinese babies do best if they have an ethnically appropriate diet. This means absolutely NO breast milk.
We were all crowded in a circle by the water fountain in the long hallway of Landmark High School…
ISIS leaders explained that the decision was one with which they have struggled considerably, and one that, until recently, had fractured their leadership.
Like Marilyn Monroe said: “a wise girl leaves her margarita before the leaves fall.”
But because of the times, you might have to be a bit more oblivious about the way your language manifests racism because you know, you wouldn’t want people to flat-out call you a racist or something like that.
Local couple Dave Johnson and Mary Day safely averted a collision of their profound differences last night when one of them initiated intimacy.