I am riding a hill slower than you would like me to. I am taking a second to gain momentum at the stop sign. I am doing all of this on purpose, to make you hit me, so you will be late again and it will be my fault.
SEASON RECAP: Everyone forgets Tanner’s a person. Clint says “Villains gotta vill.” Nick looks like a guilty, constipated raccoon. Joe sleep talks, or is possibly awake the whole time and just really boring. Ian says Kaitlyn talks about poop too much. He went to Princeton. FIN.
When you hug them, pay attention to whether or not they smell your hair. Prolonged hair-smelling is a tell-tale sign of true love.
1. Coulter is a political genius.
Instagram is your stomping grounds once a week and sometimes twice a week, depending how nostalgic you’re feeling.
Eating corn on the cob and getting nothing in their teeth at all. Not even having to check that there is corn on the cob in their teeth. Knowing that theirs is a cornless smile. Being confident in a cornless smile.
10. Paula Cole does a TED Talk on where all the cowboys have gone.
Guess what folks, it’s not 2014 anymore. It’s 2015 — specifically June 2015 – and it’s time to stop living in the past.
Do not take your position lightly. Dating a Yas Kween is a privilege, not a right.
This was hardly an isolated incident; thousands of young men and women have taken to the streets – cameras in hand – to protest against the New York State Psychiatry Association.