Notice how entirely unimpressed she is. But you know she’s just playing the game.
We can fight back against the Elf on the Shelf. We can fight back against the watchful eye, the intrusive ear, of those who would see our every move, those who would listen.
It is a woman’s job to be as discrete with her period as possible, in order to protect the innocent minds of others, especially men.
Being at the airport when you are also at the airport.
Because our breasts get in the way of the microphone, and having them slam into the mic stand is not only painful, but also dangerous.
Polished crystal vase. Not empty. Filled with possibility.
Poor, poor, Ben Carson.
Draping scarves over their slender, dainty shoulders.
That dude who dated the Theta president twelve years ago? Yeah, OFF LIMITS.
Recently my Facebook feed has been blowing up with an article titled, “6 Reasons My Husband and I Probably Won’t Make It To Your Event, and Why We Don’t Want You To Take It Personal.”