“Selfless Friends Agree That It’s Alyssa’s Turn To Get The Most Drunk”
She doesn’t have to be funny, she shouldn’t want to be funny. It’s not a priority.
You know what they say, love means never having to say you’re sorry! So, I never expect you to apologize for being The Worst.
We all know feminism is an excuse for women to hate men. This guy posted about it on the internet, so it’s gotta be true.
LOL they didn’t realize these articles were satire…
A penniless father tries to reconnect with his estranged Internet mogul son by penning a letter. A seemingly content Chinese-American couple’s marriage unravels when a friend brings over his new white girlfriend for dinner.
Secretary of Homeland Security: I can’t decide. The Rock? Or Jack Bauer? Or that guy from American Gladiators? Or Clint Eastwood?
I posted a photo on Instagram and was shocked to see that, within seconds, all my ex boyfriends had liked it.
With cohesive experience in aimlessness, malaise, and self-loathing, I believe I have the combination of spirit and emotional illiteracy to be a weighty resource for the unconcerned employer.
The strap falling off the shoulders. So. Freaking. Annoying. I have better things to do than continually reaching into my shirt like a weirdo to pull up a fallen bra strap. CAN YOU JUST STAY ON MY DAMN SHOULDER?! YOU HAVE ONE JOB.