Girls love to be complimented. Scratch that, they are like hungry savage beasts who will tear you limb from limb if you don’t remind them how amazing they are at regularly scheduled intervals or they will leave or both.
Telling people that you are Mark Ruffalo.
Unfortunately, your blood is not always going to go to poor Little Johnny.
Would you be comfortable if I said the names of previous lovers in bed instead? Because if you’re okay with it, maybe I could make this work.
The first thing your date will notice about you is your smile. If you seem disingenuous or
creepy, it could set the wrong tone for the entire date.
I have a guarded heart but it’s only because I’m worried that others won’t understand my old soul.
Everyone knows what you should do in a job interview. Dress professionally, show up ahead of schedule, talk about how interested you are in their corporate sustainability initiatives. Those go without saying. But what about the things you should not do?
My newfound speculative veganism also drove a wedge (a cheese wedge, that is!) between myself and my friends.
“Yes, we would like some sex, please.”
Also, he looks like Kevin Malone from “The Office.”