I love you, save me, fix me, fix my phone, I didn’t mean that, please love me, my fate rests in your hands.
Take a selfie, text the fam, get up, check Instagram.
Thinking, “ramen noodles really aren’t that bad.”
Each time, you desperately try to make yourself look the part and are consumed by nervous nausea. “Do they like me? Is my face okay? Do I know how to form sentences? I can’t remember how to shake another person’s hand!”
“A lot of you may think that Apple is the only company that can manage to have a gay CEO, but that’s not true,” he says.
Contrary to everything Cady Heron ever told you, the limit does exist. Some ideas, some aspirations, some goals and passions just aren’t achievable no matter how much you care and believe in it.
If you’re the sort of person who likes to add your own limited commentary when sharing articles, you can preface this link with OMG NUMBER 10.
Length of the production will vary based on the participants’ responses to thorough introspection. Yes, I’m talking an interactive and immersive experience here.
You have to learn to live with the fact that you are in the demographic for Tyler Perry movies.
Wrap your lover in gauze like a mummy so that you can unwrap them and scream “OH GOD YOU’RE ALIVE” right before they brutally devour your every limb and phalange.