Give them a no-fail “heyyyyy.” (Tip: The more “y”s you include, the more cool and level-headed you’ll seem.)
“Is this a real daycare?”
Anything that has holes in it is a bonus, especially jean shorts. If you aren’t sure what color to get, black is always the answer.
The vaguely sad one, who is either constantly troubled or just really enjoys typing out irrelevant Coldplay lyrics.
As soon as we say “Hasta la vista, baby” to that pesky ‘no foreign-born as Pres’ law, he’ll needs your clothes, your boots, and your vote.
On occasion, you have trouble making word count on your articles, because you are so used to minimizing everything you need to say into 140 characters.
They know the importance of indulging every once in a while. #psl #blessed
When discussing how you grew into your current position, you should never just rise — rise quickly. Or better yet, launch, catapult, springboard, jettison, or surge into a role.
President Obama offered neither Marine so much as a sip of his Grande Soy Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Navigating through iPhone will be easier than ever before, but only after you get used to iOS 8, which, with any luck, will completely ruin your life like iOS 7 did when it was released.