Chinese babies do best if they have an ethnically appropriate diet. This means absolutely NO breast milk.
We were all crowded in a circle by the water fountain in the long hallway of Landmark High School…
ISIS leaders explained that the decision was one with which they have struggled considerably, and one that, until recently, had fractured their leadership.
Like Marilyn Monroe said: “a wise girl leaves her margarita before the leaves fall.”
But because of the times, you might have to be a bit more oblivious about the way your language manifests racism because you know, you wouldn’t want people to flat-out call you a racist or something like that.
Local couple Dave Johnson and Mary Day safely averted a collision of their profound differences last night when one of them initiated intimacy.
I make all my money freelancing. And then the government takes all my money because I forget to save my receipts. And then I have to make up a bunch of shit that I consider business expenses so I can get my money back.
The “show your lovin” campaign isn’t really about improving McDonald’s image so much as it’s about literally commodifying emotions themselves.
If an item shows what appears to be a “hot pepper” symbol, this means the food will be pretty spicy, unless you ordered the hot peppers, in which case, it won’t be. (We totally messed up.)
Two nights ago, three Muslim students were shot dead outside of their apartment complex in what police are saying was an escalation of a longstanding dispute over a parking space.