I finally understand myself.
Somewhere along the line, actually years before, her conscious mind seemed to lose the ability to decipher between the truth and lies. Why, she was one of the charter founders of the Fact Free Universe, the Lieocracy we marinate in today. It had made her rich and cable news famous. Yet she was haunted by it when she tried to re-inhabit the body of the good
Ignoring you and all other responsibilities is how I recharge. So you have to let me do it. And you can’t get mad at me.
Some unordinary advice for some extraordinary sex.
Ladies: Micro-flirting is ALWAYS micro-cheating.
Let’s say next Saturday? I’m free?
You are far too obnoxious and insane to enjoy something so serendipitous and as peaceful as a fine chamomile.
@YOU: I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT WHAT YOU WROTE AND THEY ARE VALID OMG.
When we’re together, it feels Christmas Day. All twinkly lights and gift giving, you know? Trevor came from a broken family so holidays were always difficult for him. That’s what I like about you. You’re…uncomplicated.
Photograph yourself in a gym. This one should be a no-brainer. If you’re not taking selfies at the gym, how is anybody going to know that you’re strong enough to lift your phone?