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2. Kevin, 24 years old. “I thought whoever saw it would know that I was saying they were the douche. But now when people look at it, they think I’m calling myself a douche, which isn’t the case.”

Many are starting to question the NYPD directly and demand an answer as to why they seem to conveniently find a way to murder more and more civilians every year.

More importantly, you’re a ‘beer guy;’ you’ve been to a couple breweries and know the difference between a stout and a port, which rationalizes your addiction with sentences like “I’ve been meaning to try this one.” 

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