Dating black people is a No-No. It is unfortunate enough that they exist to begin with, but to further the brown-washing of the Superior Race is simply unforgivable.
2. Kevin, 24 years old. “I thought whoever saw it would know that I was saying they were the douche. But now when people look at it, they think I’m calling myself a douche, which isn’t the case.”
Be sure to take lots of Instagram photos! It’s like that old Tao-ist expression goes: if you take a vacation to a beach in Mexico and don’t photograph yourself in a bikini, did you even vacation?
Get out there and woo those girls and boys with these one liner personalities, and then become very pleasantly surprised when you fall deeply in love. Take a giant leap of faith on this girl with the epithet.
At a press conference later, West expressed his regret for his comments and claimed that the words were taken out of context.
If ANY of these signs should rear their ugly head, tell her you know the score and dump her immediately. She may seem baffled, but don’t let this trip you up. Just say, “Nice acting, babe, but you’re no Megan Fox. Peace.”
Rest assured ladies: Jeremy Meeks is still alive and still available.
Many are starting to question the NYPD directly and demand an answer as to why they seem to conveniently find a way to murder more and more civilians every year.
More importantly, you’re a ‘beer guy;’ you’ve been to a couple breweries and know the difference between a stout and a port, which rationalizes your addiction with sentences like “I’ve been meaning to try this one.”
Either intense love or extreme hatred for coffee.