@YOU: I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT WHAT YOU WROTE AND THEY ARE VALID OMG.
When we’re together, it feels Christmas Day. All twinkly lights and gift giving, you know? Trevor came from a broken family so holidays were always difficult for him. That’s what I like about you. You’re…uncomplicated.
Photograph yourself in a gym. This one should be a no-brainer. If you’re not taking selfies at the gym, how is anybody going to know that you’re strong enough to lift your phone?
“Selfless Friends Agree That It’s Alyssa’s Turn To Get The Most Drunk”
She doesn’t have to be funny, she shouldn’t want to be funny. It’s not a priority.
You know what they say, love means never having to say you’re sorry! So, I never expect you to apologize for being The Worst.
We all know feminism is an excuse for women to hate men. This guy posted about it on the internet, so it’s gotta be true.
LOL they didn’t realize these articles were satire…
A penniless father tries to reconnect with his estranged Internet mogul son by penning a letter. A seemingly content Chinese-American couple’s marriage unravels when a friend brings over his new white girlfriend for dinner.
Secretary of Homeland Security: I can’t decide. The Rock? Or Jack Bauer? Or that guy from American Gladiators? Or Clint Eastwood?