Like Marilyn Monroe said: “a wise girl leaves her margarita before the leaves fall.”
But because of the times, you might have to be a bit more oblivious about the way your language manifests racism because you know, you wouldn’t want people to flat-out call you a racist or something like that.
Local couple Dave Johnson and Mary Day safely averted a collision of their profound differences last night when one of them initiated intimacy.
I make all my money freelancing. And then the government takes all my money because I forget to save my receipts. And then I have to make up a bunch of shit that I consider business expenses so I can get my money back.
The “show your lovin” campaign isn’t really about improving McDonald’s image so much as it’s about literally commodifying emotions themselves.
If an item shows what appears to be a “hot pepper” symbol, this means the food will be pretty spicy, unless you ordered the hot peppers, in which case, it won’t be. (We totally messed up.)
Two nights ago, three Muslim students were shot dead outside of their apartment complex in what police are saying was an escalation of a longstanding dispute over a parking space.
Well, I’ve been saying it for my entire life (with a brief exception of a few years in my teens where I decided to be an atheist to “test the waters” of sinnery) but now I can triumphantly announce with 100% certainty that God is, without question, for real.
After fifteen years of dedicated service to having the good comedy opinions, Jon Stewart has tragically decided to leave The Daily Show.
Here are some amazing female fronted films that the Academy snubbed this year in a major way.