Exchanging compliments like “normal” friends choose to do is cool, but having battles of wits is much more entertaining.
5. Drunk texting my mom.
3. Because I have a type and you are not it.
The first thing you must know about raising a boy without feminism is that you must never, ever allow him to cry.
“Hush, dear,” he said. “No one must know I’m here. You see, I came to you because I heard you’re the best. The Golden Globes are tonight and, well, I want to re-emerge into the movie industry with a bang—no! A bun! A man bun, is what I meant.”
Avoid getting stuck in a foggy place. If you’re involved with a dude, don’t allow yourself to take part in a label-less, casual, uncommitted connection if that’s not what you want.
You have cynical jokes and snarky remarks that it’s killing you inside to hold off on saying, but you must wait until you have a better feel for whom you can get away with saying what to.
I don’t know what it is, really, that makes some men think it’s cool to display their pale, moist and hairy feet in public.
I don’t blame guys who don’t shave their bodies, I blame that pothead olympic swimmer who gave men with smooth appendages a bad name. I’m part of a generation where everyone with internet access has an opinion that they feel the need to shout from the rooftops of the Reddit offices.
1. Wear something spectacular that nobody else can see.