“Sitting down in a public restroom and your dick touches any part of the toilet.”
“Period shits. Because your day just wasn’t bad enough already…”
“A word used by feminists to silence men and prevent them from learning that men actually have problems too and that their point of view isn’t the only one.”
At least I’m a cute bitch. I have that going for me.
“Sebastian is annoying and yells whenever his wife doesn’t put cheese on his daily tuna melt.”
“If she smokes, it’s an instant turnoff for me.”
“If your bike is older than you are, you might be a hipster.”
“We should take it slowly, except for the sex part.”
Here are some “never have I ever” prompts to bring your boring old drinking game to the next level.