Here’s a step-by-step guide for men to show their strength, confidence, and Alpha status right from the start.
I hate you = I love you
Hate you, don’t mean it.
1. THE FALL. OK, seriously now. Where’s the foliage? Where’s the cider?
When you’re a girl who has a foul mouth and mind that’s usually found in or around gutters, making close friends can be trying…
He lures you back in every time, only to leave you feeling worthless and disgusting. It’s time to stop letting him win and to take back your weekends.
President Obama offered neither Marine so much as a sip of his Grande Soy Pumpkin Spice Latte.
15. “I swear to god, I’m nine inches” — Ross, 20
What a coincidence, me too.
Exchanging compliments like “normal” friends choose to do is cool, but having battles of wits is much more entertaining.
5. Drunk texting my mom.