“If your bike is older than you are, you might be a hipster.”
“We should take it slowly, except for the sex part.”
Here are some “never have I ever” prompts to bring your boring old drinking game to the next level.
Stop replying to her texts and leave your read receipts on.
They were like zombies, but instead of eating her flesh, they’d walk up and say something dumb to her.
“Hey, I noticed you have a massive scar, but it looks good on you!”
Everyone cries while on a bus. You’re fine.
You make everything a solid 25% more awesome.
Thank you for never questioning, never judging, never prodding, never abandoning.
When you enter your late twenties, there’s an undeniable (albeit metaphorical) shift in the air.