New beginnings. Wiping the slate entirely clean, as clean as linens, and just feeling so fresh and clean in mind and soul.
If you consistently masturbate with a butt plug, you 100% have commitment issues.
Everything is annoying.
While it may seem fun and silly as you stroll down the street, your sight glued to adverts like macaroni to a third grader’s art project, know that it’s effecting your brain in ways you never imagined.
So, let’s concede — sarcasm has a valuable place in communication … but only in certain situations.
“I’m gonna dye my hair pink…no PURPLE. Should I get bangs?”
Have you gained weight?
I swear I wasn’t lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth again.
Maybe when you were in my position back in your youth someone was a total dick to you, and you just assumed that was what good managing looked like?
I won’t ask you stupid questions, I’ll just Google them, and I won’t talk your ear off like your one colleague does every morning on the elevator. Also, I’ll bring you coffee (from Starbucks) every morning.