1. THE FALL. OK, seriously now. Where’s the foliage? Where’s the cider?
When you’re a girl who has a foul mouth and mind that’s usually found in or around gutters, making close friends can be trying…
He lures you back in every time, only to leave you feeling worthless and disgusting. It’s time to stop letting him win and to take back your weekends.
President Obama offered neither Marine so much as a sip of his Grande Soy Pumpkin Spice Latte.
15. “I swear to god, I’m nine inches” — Ross, 20
What a coincidence, me too.
Exchanging compliments like “normal” friends choose to do is cool, but having battles of wits is much more entertaining.
5. Drunk texting my mom.
3. Because I have a type and you are not it.
The first thing you must know about raising a boy without feminism is that you must never, ever allow him to cry.
“Hush, dear,” he said. “No one must know I’m here. You see, I came to you because I heard you’re the best. The Golden Globes are tonight and, well, I want to re-emerge into the movie industry with a bang—no! A bun! A man bun, is what I meant.”