I fall into their arms immediately, throwing my body over the car seat and plunking down right in their laps, hands all over the place in the frenzy of heat and passion that sometimes sparks over a drink or three in a dark restaurant corner.

7. Hey, so I found this mouse, and I don’t know where to put it, so the most logical place seems, to me, like it would be under your pillow. Just a shot in the dark…Yeah, this feels right. Everyone will love this.


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