People who can’t simply swap out a roll of toilet paper and expect you to do it for them.
4. Remember that not everything is worth getting upset over
The more unnecessary your text messages are, the better. No, she does not need to know that you just bought Charmin toilet paper this time instead of the generic brand. But you tell her anyway, because this is a big change.
How often you creep on your crush on social media.
Your PDA is borderline out of control.
You text each other while you’re in the same room about the other people in the room.
They will eat everything. Always. And you will not have food left.
Living together has allowed you both to embrace your… theatrical side.
1. Food partitioning is not a thing.
A sarcastic BFF reminds you to find the humor in…everything. Even things you’d be totally terrified to joke about with other people.