iPod on shuffle and 1 out of every 3 songs is a track from a Dane Cook stand up CD.
It’s quite an experience, you know, waking up everyday, peering over at the same psychotic person sleeping in nothing but a leopard-print thong and rainboots.
Use earphones. Unfortunately, not everyone enjoys the music you listen to or whatever you’re streaming on Netflix.
Is this real? Did they really take the six steps necessary to leave that note instead of the one step it would have taken to wipe off the spot? Yes, they did. They always will.
4. I haven’t seen that one guy in awhile…
If you start staking portions of the room that are “YOURS ONLY,” you probably shouldn’t be living with other people.
Friendly roommates are scientifically proven to be more likely to share food they think you’ll like. Especially if it’s boxed-mix brownies.
My roommate and I are falling in love. At least I think. And kind of hope.
Living with a roommate isn’t always easy. Whether you’ve been raised with siblings or you grew up as an only child, you will still run into roommate problems.
Whose dirty dish is this?