These are things that men used to do in past eras—behaviors that I wish the men of my generation would adopt today.
Choose them because you need something now, fast, and they’re your best bet. Choose them because, at least for the time being, it seems to work.
Kiss each other daily.
They give you déjà vu.
You broke my heart.
That night at the bar, I was doing this thing where I pick the residual mascara – last night’s mascara – off my eyelashes as I thought back to everything that’s happened these past few months.
There’s a lot of things you can’t do if your heart hasn’t been broken.
So, you want to fall in love, and real boys can’t seem to hold your attention, or just aren’t your cup of tea?
You will meet me at a bar unexpectedly on a Friday night, and I will feed you a mouthful of reasons as to why we are not compatible.
I never needed anyone. I used to laugh at the thought of marriage and children.