Let’s say you are a penile Hercules, that Johnson is so large and in charge, it practically has a six-pack. Still doesn’t give you a reason to be cocky.
If you’ve ever been left hoping that someone would get his act together for you, you’ve had a Christopher.
It’s a tough disease. It’s ugly and scary and it can get in the way of trying to feel normal. But it has shown me what a special person you are.
All these love poems that start to sound the same. Is it pretty enough? Is it too simple?
You’ve expressed explicitly your contempt for matrimony You’ve student loans to pay and will not risk the alimony We spend our days locked in a room content inside a bubble and in the night time we go out and scour…
She knows love at first sight isn’t real. Attraction at first sight is real. Desire at first sight is real. But not love. Love develops out of a series of small and ordinary moments that you don’t even realize are important.
In New York: “I’m stuck at work” means the person is actually swamped with work. In L.A.: “I’m stuck at work” means the person doesn’t want to see you.
You are too close, and never close enough.
So then I thought, what if I stayed? What if I committed to one location for the rest of my life? What if I promised to be there for every event, every holiday, every organized happy hour and I gave up my sense of adventure because that’s what made me reliable and present for other people to be happy?
Love is now a competition to see who can feel less, and who can suffer more.