You were so ready, so enthused, and so full of the idea of us (either physically or romantically or both) but I just wasn’t any of the above. I don’t want to shift the blame to my introversion, emotional unavailability and perhaps general psychopathic tendencies, but that about sums it up I think.

On screen, they may have seemed to be the most perfect couples who could conquer all and forever live happily ever after. But upon closer examination (and a bit of over-analysis), it is pretty safe to say that our most favorite Disney relationships were in fact doomed from the very beginning.