Women are complex sexual beings.
The glutton who craved a brothel and a banquet.
Juno (2007): Awkward, quirky, goofy, and shy might just be your type. And that’s perfectly fine. Only the best of the best should get to talk to you on your hamburger phone.
You often only get halfway through any fun anecdotes, because by then you remember that your friend was actually there when it happened.
You don’t care at all where your partner ranks in some arbitrary hot-or-not hierarchy.
When you hug them, pay attention to whether or not they smell your hair. Prolonged hair-smelling is a tell-tale sign of true love.
The thing was, it was forever life changing…just not in the way that you would have ever wanted.
You know the one I’m talking about, the one that drifts like a fakely romantic plastic bag through the seasons of your life, popping up here and there, always to be counted on to turn up again and interject themselves just as things start to smooth out for you.
7. “Don’t hurt each other intentionally during a fight.”
Teasing you and goofing around with you will always be their favorite way to flirt.