“I was the most nervous person in the world, sweaty hands and feet, and I kept putting on Chapstick because I thought it would make my lips taste better.”
You regularly have to deny that you ever claimed your last boyfriend was “definitely The One.”
The mirror is my frenemy, the scale is a heartless bitch, my jeans are unforgiving, but ice cream is forever.
You become convinced that your ex-boyfriend from 3 years ago was “the one that got away.”
My first love left a really deep scar.
Kids are expensive; taking them out and about doesn’t have to be. We have become practically connoisseurs at knowing where the cheap and fun places in our respective cities are. And you know what that means? We can also plan hella cheap and fun dates. You and your wallets will thank us.
She knows a rare gem when she sees one.
“To a lot of people, I think loyalty just means that their SO won’t ever leave them but that’s a dog’s loyalty, not a person’s.”
People don’t change.
Habits are the invisible architecture of everyday life.