Don’t call me your lover. I don’t need you to promise forever. Just try your best, love, and it will be enough.
You bawl your eyes out when animals die in films, but can only muster up a few sniffles when human characters bite the dust.
I had packaged up my sexuality for him to open on our wedding night, but he never did because it hadn’t ever belonged to him.
1. It’s not 23. Which let’s face it, Blink-182 was not lying: Nobody likes you when you’re 23.
The only hope we have for not repeating our history of relationships past is thinking about what went wrong, and what role we played in it.
“Is it too late for Hagrid to show up and tell me I’m a wizard? Because really feeling like Hogwarts for grad school is a viable option.”
Things they’re afraid to tell anyone else.
Be open to love and be willing to find it in unusual ways, but don’t lower your standards because you feel like the pool is getting smaller.
Do we all have friends like this? I don’t know. If we do, we should probably slap them.
You’re in an hour and a half long line at Disneyland.