These exes are exes for a reason. And that reason is that something didn’t quite work. Maybe it was a small thing, maybe it was just the effects of time, and maybe it was a BIG FREAKIN’ DEAL. Whatever it was, we move on.
I found cheating to be more justified and easy than being in a relationship that made me feel bad about myself.
For when you need to check yourself before you check your phone…again.
Lisa, in cruel soap opera fashion, and fueled entirely by sheer boredom, decides to cheat on Johnny and convince his family and friends that she’s the victim of domestic abuse. In the end, it’s all too much for Johnny, and with a gun in his mouth, he takes his own life.
You two already bicker like boyfriend and girlfriend anyway.
Thankfully, the deliveryman buzzes before you break up.
I smoke to put my mind into stasis
I need to erase us
I need to wash my sheets of your traces until your memory is faceless
9. Both parties are open and honest about finances
We can’t party all night. We’ll be up early for work because we’re committed to our career. This means that weeknights can’t turn into all night boondoggles – at least not every night.
You’re the guy I could have married, if only I met you ten years later. You’re the right guy at the wrong time, which makes you the wrong one.