Go on an angry, panic-attack level rampage when your cable and Internet are out, you’ve been on hold with the company for 25 minutes, and the line goes dead.
Relationships have come and gone, and here I am, emotionally destroyed.
Never moving is the ultimate power move.
Honestly? Most fights end in a reconciliation that includes ordering takeout.
Before I was dating nice guys whom I trusted fully, and it’s only now that I’m realizing how lucky I’d been.
You will feel it all at once. When lips betray ego, inner running monologue finally silenced with all this heaviness.
Your entire relationship would horrify your grandmother.
Some people are not meant to be with us forever but we can still learn from the time we shared with them.
You certainly came as a surprise.
But being in a pseudo relationship with this man had me questioning everything: I have to shave my legs FOUR times a week now? Am I drunk enough for this? And Is he sober enough for…anything? ever?