Never have I had to defend a reality TV star the way I have with Chantal. To the world she was a selfish, lazy mean girl with the stature of an Olsen twin and the unwarranted arrogance of Kanye West. To me, she was everything.
Making a music video definitely won’t buy you class.
2. Kick out the camera crew constantly.
She doesn’t act her age.
People who’ve never tried Flying Biscuit or Gladys Knight’s Chicken and Waffles have never truly lived.
Although one group may be animated, and the other may be human, Disney villains and the Real Housewives have a lot in common: they both love causing drama; always want to be the center of attention; and have faces that were not meant for existence in the natural world.
We begin where every great story should start: brunch.
“Xanax?! Ha! We’re all on Xanax, who cares?!” shouts all the Housewives’ inner dialogue. VICKI, LYDIA, and ALEXIS take off, and TAMRA and her posse “BLESS THIS FUCKING BUILDING.”
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has a lot of wisdom to impart. However, not all of it adheres to logic or sense.