Here are 14 totally normal – these reactions ARE normal, right? – reactions girls have when dudes don’t text us back.
“This is exasperating!”
I get a lot crap that I will never, ever have the time to respond to. Do I have the time, technically? Yes, but I could be doing other things that I like more, like eating Cheetos or masturbating. Sometimes I do them both together. Welcome to being single. It’s pretty great.
2. Like They’re Dead People And You’ve Only Got 5 Of The Senses.
Omg I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu you are so beautiful can I please have your babies ok thanks