Like a full moon to a werewolf, Valentine’s Day creates absolute monsters out of ordinary people.
This perpetual indignant nice guy rants need to stop on both sides.
There are many kinds of porn in this world. There is porn porn, there is food porn, there is travel porn, and then there is my least favorite genre of all, General Lifestyle Porn.
Not drinking alcohol: Admirable? Yes. Low key rude and judge-y to gloat about at the office after you’ve only been alcohol-free for less than 100 hours? Hard yes.
Calling other girls basic.
Moments as genuine as these are tough to replicate, but here are some pretty quality actors who may be able to do the following clips proper justice:
You deserve to have your beliefs questioned constantly and your opinions undermined to the point of hysterical doubt.
It has been hours since it happened and I’m still sitting here deeply upset by it.
At some point a forlorn eight-year-old (wearing something that could only be described as ‘thrifted burlap,’ natch) sauntered up to me and asked, “What are those?” An evil smile crossed my face as I dumped a pile onto his plate and thought to myself, “You’ll never be the same!” Do things like that.
Hearing noises when I drive my car. Thinking I hear noises when I drive my car. Thinking about hearing noises when I drive my car.