“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.” —Bill Lee
“I was 8 when a landlord in Germany put his hands down my pants while I was feeding a rabbit he gave me.”
“He decided to show me what an uncut penis looked like.”
To a great extent, our lives are decided by far-reaching twentysomething moments we may not realize are happening at all.
“You need to be buried deep in the dirt before you can find your bloom.” – Roz Inga
12. I love a girl that blushes.
“I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”
This one is sick. Do not read if you’re easily grossed-out.
4. Green eyes.