We all strive to be good and loving people, but in our concerns for others, we often forget to be concerned for ourselves. A healthy dose of self-love can be the best fuel for loving others.
While we’re on the topic of marriage, shout out to the dweebs who update their surname on Facebook moments after saying “I do.” Get off your phone, go back to your wedding, and eat some goddamn sponge cake, will you??
Last night I smoked a blunt with a 65-year-old woman.
Lovecraft’s style isn’t exactly conversational, but it’s full of great outdated spellings (“esquimo”) and unusual adjectives.
1. Anything anal.
Have we ever thought of what would happen to all those novels and stories if their authors lived today in our modern world?
Found on AskReddit. 1. The Serious Victim. Serious victim complex. “I’m just sooo nice but everyone else is mean to me for no reason.
“That’s so raven.”
It’s okay to NOT tweet every five minutes. I promise we won’t forget about you.
1. Nothing, absolutely nothing productive or meaningful can be rooted in vengeance.