Oh, that feeling you have there? That’s called guilt. Explore it, examine it, understand it. Don’t justify it.
“If you are a woman, sleep without undies or PJs. You need to be airing out your Gigi whenever and wherever you can. So says my mom.”
“I feel like most girls don’t quite grasp how little society in general cares about the average man.”
Q: What do you say when you don’t want to go to yoga?
A: Namaste at home.
“‘Honey, if I wanted to be dating supermodels, I wouldn’t be dating you.”
“ Difficulty is the name of an ancient tool that was created purely to help us define who we are.”
“The mother of my daughter beat the living sh*t out of me because I asked her what skirt she wanted me to iron for the morning.”
“Just ask yourself if you’d want that girl back-to-back with you to fight off sharks.”
“He’s become my best friend and next year we’ll be getting married.”
“Nibble on the earlobe. All the women I’ve been with, it’s driven them crazy.”