“The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.”
“You know, I think I’d rather dance with you.”
1. ”Wide Load” on a small penis.
Found on AskReddit. 1. “I wanted to vomit from the smell and his excitement.” Former piercer here. An older, rather smelly Army vet who wore kilts commando style came in to have his P.A.
In many ways I feel like I shouldn’t be writing this article.
“I f*cked a peanut-butter jar.”
“Half the day I’m crying, and then half the day I’m like, ‘I’m sick of you people!'”
“Would you rather fight 1 Lil’ Sebastian-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Lil’ Sebastians?”
“If you’re looking for a very simple way to make ramen extraordinary, go with Parmesan cheese.”
“He started believing he was a vampire. I began seeing him as having a not having a terribly strong grip on reality.”