“My husband was cheating on me with a girl, so I slept with her, too.”
“I cheated because I like sex, and my husband is not always around to provide it.”
“We stood there in a lake of blood watching a man pull his guts from himself.”
“You will end up alone.” —Heard this today.
“Out of the pitch black we heard something SCREAMING.”
“Don’t start showing her pictures of corpses.”
“Don’t threaten to kill his cat if he cheats on you.”
Courtney Lane has the mouth of a sailor but the eyes of a seductress. I’ve never met such a gentle giant in such a small frame who dropped as many F-bombs.
“A giantess sat on my face. She hadn’t showered in two days.”
“Women who look like they hate me. Like, obviously I don’t want them to actually hate me, but resting bitch face just does it for me.”