“Embrace the glorious mess that you are.”
“When they pass you the crayon you need even though they were using it.”
“Seriously, even a moderately attractive guy playing with his cute dog = ovaries exploding.”
He takes reality and translates it into truth. I want to be so broken I find meaning. I want to be Bill Murray. Unafraid.
Seriously, I said. Life is pretty hard. It’s a cruel joke and our job is to find the punchline.
“If she and her friends start giggling when she’s talking to you.”
“When she says, ‘If you can’t handle me at my worst…’”
Leo. “I will always find a way and a way will always find me.” — Charles F. Glassman
“If you talk about what a ‘nice guy’ you are, you are the creepiest m*therf*cker ever.”
“I went into jail with one sock and a condom still on.”