Always being the one to initiate plans but never really caring what the destination is, so everyone ends up yelling at you to “just pick!”
“While I’m driving I think about just taking a hard right off the side of the road and wonder if I would survive.”
“Some women choose to follow men and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore” – Lady Gaga.
“My dad has a giant penis. Tired of living in your shadow, dad!”
4. “Just be yourself.”
What if you’re a jackass?
“My dad was a pretty violent pedophile, and also extremely charming, and was a certified genius.”
It’s the other murmurs he should worry about.
4. Always let somebody know if you appreciate something they have done for you.
12. Look to a child for the best advice. They’re smarter than you think and have the most unbiased view of the world. They have an uncanny ability to put life into perspective in a way that most adults have lost long ago.
“At six years old he burned down the family home on purpose to kill his father for not getting him a Star Wars toy.”