“If you talk about what a ‘nice guy’ you are, you are the creepiest m*therf*cker ever.”
“I went into jail with one sock and a condom still on.”
“Why are some guys’ butt cheeks bare and some hairy?”
“I was breaking into the house to steal the marijuana so I could turn it into the police station and get the house owner in trouble.”
“I thought not responding to him was less cruel than making up excuses for why I didn’t want to date him anymore.”
“There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would anything to keep you. Remember that.”
“Success” isn’t just having lots of money. Many people with lots of money have horribly unhappy and radically imbalanced lives.
“Whatever was behind me was evil.”