Could it really be this easy to start the day right?
1. Fixing cars in front of the ladies.
I was so close!
“3/4 a gallon of milk, 9 publix cookies, 3 mini bags of chips, a full large bag of habanero dorito’s, a microwaveable digiorno pizza, a half box of vanilla wafer things…”
Burn your diploma. It was all for naught.
“She looked like my aunt.”
“Change your thoughts and you change your world.” —Norman Vincent Peale
(Or, why you’ve been delusional enough to stay here)
If a reader doesn’t like what someone has argued, then argue against it!
7. “Oh Calm down woman and stop ruining the fun!”