“Half the day I’m crying, and then half the day I’m like, ‘I’m sick of you people!'”
“Would you rather fight 1 Lil’ Sebastian-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Lil’ Sebastians?”
“If you’re looking for a very simple way to make ramen extraordinary, go with Parmesan cheese.”
“I f*cked a peanut-butter jar.”
“He started believing he was a vampire. I began seeing him as having a not having a terribly strong grip on reality.”
Alesso is just like you or me, but he has thousands (millions?!) of you’s and me’s sweating and making out and dancing to his music.
“The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.”
“She sent me a video of herself in underwear. Waved at the camera, took a blade to her wrist, wiped the blood into her fingers and waved goodbye.”
“Lawdy lawdy miss Cookie… how’s do you keeps yo guts from fallin’ out ….?”
You can kid the world, but not your sister.