“One of my neighbors wrung the neck of my kitten and dumped its body in the driveway.”
“My grandma used to put kittens in plastic bags and bury them alive.”
“He stepped down, trying not to look long at her, as if she were the sun, yet he saw her, like the sun, even without looking.” — Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
“I was convinced I saw Death that day.”
“Texting me to tell me about it. Thanks, wife.”
“I ate eight full meals, half a sheet of brownies, pie, dates, and then asked my wife to pick me up a soda.”
Why do you demand that women be good-looking when you’ve obviously never taken a look in the mirror?
“Realize that the world is round, but it isn’t fair.”
you will realize
how some people are not
meant to be yours.”
Don’t demand sex in return for dinner.