“I love it when teeth aren’t perfectly straight.”
“I felt like a little kid standing outside a glass storeroom window staring at a Christmas present I wanted desperately but would never get or even touch.”
“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”
1. Had an affair.
“Cheerleaders can’t shower without having a lesbian orgy.”
“If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.”
“He was fantastic in bed and we continued to have sex on/off the next few weeks.”
“I’m not perfect, okay? People make mistakes. I mean, Gwyneth Paltrow dyed her hair that dark brown. It was very unflattering. If she’s not perfect, how do you expect me to be?”
You can’t be content with just hiring the black guy and thinking that’s enough. Learn from the minorities you hire, give them a chance to speak on their experiences in Corporate America, understand how as an entire office you can foster an environment of respect among all employees.
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner