According to legend, if you stand in front of a mirror and chant “Bloody Mary” at least three times, Bloody Mary’s ghost will appear in the mirror.
“I take the women more seriously than the men. That is because the women have boobs.”
“Ben Carson has the personality of a televised golf match.”
“When you love and accept yourself, when you know who really cares about you, and when you learn from your mistakes, then you stop caring about what people who don’t know you think.” -Beyoncé Knowles
“I had visions of putting my child’s head through a wall.”
“There’s good and bad ones, I think. Really tiny ones are weird-looking. I enjoy a hefty avocado-sized sack visually, I suppose.”
“You are as amazing as you let yourself be. Let me repeat that. You are as amazing as you let yourself be.”
You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
Remember, people only rain on your parade because they’re jealous of your sun and tired of their sh*t.
“It’s time for serious people to come together and decide what to do about the truth that America is broken.”