When you’re on a date and say ‘Does that ever happen to you?’ They always respond, ‘No.’
While a level of awareness is good, being too obsessed with if/how we might embarrass ourselves can keep us from so many experiences. If you accept that, sometimes, you’re going to look and act a fool, it won’t seem quite as terrifying to put yourself out there.
5. They’re a Tumblr feminist.
Wear footie pajamas to their cat’s funeral. Pass you a note on scented Hello Kitty paper during the service that says: “I killed him.”
He says, “You eat popcorn while walking around Target. That’s awkward.”
1. Everyone is a yogi now.
12. The innocent hair twirl
5. Stop making jokes during foreplay.
For a charmingly neurotic person who is just dripping in quirks such as myself, there are few things in this world more daunting than writing an introductory bio.
All my ladies I want to see you happy, bubbly and smiling without ceasing! Dance and sing loudly at every possible moment to prove you are fun-loving and carefree!