5. They’re a Tumblr feminist.
Wear footie pajamas to their cat’s funeral. Pass you a note on scented Hello Kitty paper during the service that says: “I killed him.”
He says, “You eat popcorn while walking around Target. That’s awkward.”
1. Everyone is a yogi now.
12. The innocent hair twirl
5. Stop making jokes during foreplay.
For a charmingly neurotic person who is just dripping in quirks such as myself, there are few things in this world more daunting than writing an introductory bio.
All my ladies I want to see you happy, bubbly and smiling without ceasing! Dance and sing loudly at every possible moment to prove you are fun-loving and carefree!
Decide you have too much wealth to get tied up in earthly obligations. Embark on a journey into different realms. Go realm hoppin.’ Slip into a realm assembled solely out of rhythms and vibrations.
Yup, the post-9/11 healing is complete now. Quirkiness and fake librarian glasses solve everything. So, thanks for that, Zooey.