Why do I find so much comfort in being lonely – is something wrong with me?
7. So…your place or my parents?
21. In your opinion, what is the best Disney movie to come out since Disney’s Golden Age?
What if you’re Tom Cruise? What if nothing is funny? What if I’m just being paid by John Travolta?
There are many questions I never know how to answer with my voice.
When can I start drinking again?
Can bugs die from really loud noises?
Chances are, if you are walking slowly in Manhattan, you are a tourist.
Oh dear Lord, how am I going to tell this beautiful girl that I wanted to be a pirate until I was about 12.
College is awesome. Except that, during the first week of class, you’re going to have a bunch of really annoying people asking a bunch of really annoying questions that waste everyone’s time.