Although these are genuine queer theories and readings they are done with some tongue and cheek humour. This is also in no way insinuating that Disney have created and designed these characters with the intention for them to be read this way…maybe.
“Don’t be afraid of who you are. It’s the people who bully or ridicule you who are the freaks.”
See, boys (and reality) kind of suck. I witnessed dreamy, life-after-blowjob love tales in Saved by the Bell and Boy Meets Girl amid my tender, overly sculpted youth and their numb-minded oral sessions almost always resulted in forget-me-not, lovers forever storylines.
People have asked me why I can’t be “just another normal guy.” You know, do normal guy stuff. Like date girls, for example. Why do I have to be “so gay”?
This may seem like a no-brainer, but for many cultures, especially Asian ones, children bring pride and happiness to their parents through their choices.
How are you going to have kids? I would totally go gay for you. Oh, I always knew, I could tell you were different. I have a friend who is gay!! I never would have guessed! (You look so normal!)
2. The LGBTQ community is beautiful
“Women who had the audacity to wear pants in the workplace was unheard of. I hope to be a trailblazer in a similar way. If we live in a world where only women can express masculinity and where man can’t express femininity then we don’t have gender equality.”
3. Stay up to date on the latest in LGBTQ news.
It would be nice to say that my European romance story started by accidentally bumping into somebody on the streets of Paris or the moment after I threw a coin in the Trevi Fountain, but let’s be real; it began on Grindr.