“In its resting state, the vagina is barely large enough to contain your house keys….”
“Trimmed. Best of both worlds…not scratchy, not clammy, not able to hide a fully stocked British warship.”
“I turned my head to see a naked redhead girl about 25 emerge from the tent and proceed to embark on a series of morning stretches.”
1. Initiate sex. Even once.
If you go Brazilian even once, you’ll always have that “I conquered it!” mentality.
28. Spell out the alphabet with your tongue.
23. Can Asians tell one another apart?
Though normal in the sense that this is what grows on almost everyone’s bodies, is apparently abnormal in people of my age and gender.
When I was 13, my greatest wish in the world was to become a woman.
I realized that if I could save a mere one razor a month, a family in the Amazonian rain forest would have enough coconuts to survive. I decided to think globally, act pubically.