“What fad? Isn’t this just the way things are and will ever be?”
Obviously, apart from the fact that you don’t want to, which is reason enough. For those of you who may be sitting on the fence about the issue, here are five reasons why you will be glad to be sporting a full, glorious bush.
“In its resting state, the vagina is barely large enough to contain your house keys….”
“Trimmed. Best of both worlds…not scratchy, not clammy, not able to hide a fully stocked British warship.”
“I turned my head to see a naked redhead girl about 25 emerge from the tent and proceed to embark on a series of morning stretches.”
1. Initiate sex. Even once.
If you go Brazilian even once, you’ll always have that “I conquered it!” mentality.
28. Spell out the alphabet with your tongue.
23. Can Asians tell one another apart?
Though normal in the sense that this is what grows on almost everyone’s bodies, is apparently abnormal in people of my age and gender.