Our vaginas stay the same size no matter how much sex we’ve had.
“I love it when teeth aren’t perfectly straight.”
1. The longest pubic hair in history was 28 inches.
Women are right to reclaim and be proud of their natural bodily functions such as menstruation—so why are they still almost uniformly repelled by their own pubic hair?
“What fad? Isn’t this just the way things are and will ever be?”
Obviously, apart from the fact that you don’t want to, which is reason enough. For those of you who may be sitting on the fence about the issue, here are five reasons why you will be glad to be sporting a full, glorious bush.
“In its resting state, the vagina is barely large enough to contain your house keys….”
“Trimmed. Best of both worlds…not scratchy, not clammy, not able to hide a fully stocked British warship.”
“I turned my head to see a naked redhead girl about 25 emerge from the tent and proceed to embark on a series of morning stretches.”
1. Initiate sex. Even once.