1. Initiate sex. Even once.
If you go Brazilian even once, you’ll always have that “I conquered it!” mentality.
28. Spell out the alphabet with your tongue.
23. Can Asians tell one another apart?
Though normal in the sense that this is what grows on almost everyone’s bodies, is apparently abnormal in people of my age and gender.
When I was 13, my greatest wish in the world was to become a woman.
I realized that if I could save a mere one razor a month, a family in the Amazonian rain forest would have enough coconuts to survive. I decided to think globally, act pubically.
If you didn’t know already, our bodies, while they’re awesome, they’re super disgusting at the same time.
And other good, clean fun (yes, that means anal douches.)
1. Liking rough sex.