You have a personality—because you had to have a personality at some point.
As I got older, I began to hide my humping. Not that I was ashamed of what I had been doing, but I understood that my mother was trying hard to steer me away from this activity. I was proud to be sexual at school, but at home, I had to hide my identity.
This ordinary act of parenthood manifests as an extraordinary demonstration of a father’s love for his daughter.
1. Men get fat on the belly, women on the ass and thighs.
“My dad’s speech to my brothers: Keep it in your pants. My dad’s speech to me: Keep your pants on.”
“Okay, so I made a little mistake…”
Yes, I’m doing this because I don’t want to be president of the itty bitty titty committee anymore.
If you have a problem with that, you can avert your eyes, but my son is feeding and will continue to feed until we are both satisfied.
I was not one of those girls that wore makeup as a form of self-expression. I was just doing it because that’s what I thought all girls did.
One cultural standard of beauty isn’t all there is to being a woman, and to get hung up on appearance is to miss all of the potential that lies within just being a person, for starters, whatever your outer wrappings.