One day I showed up and he had a present for me. A rectangular box with a little bow wrapped around it.
What you earn you have to earn by showing the world that you are strong, confident, intelligent, and important.
4. Best Buy’s Small Appliance Coupon.
4. “Did you Twitter me?”
6. Men will always hold back, because they are afraid.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Something you clearly bought at a Walgreens on the way over.
Pro tip: have some tissues at the ready.
6. Your schedule is jam-packed with Hanukkah parties
1. Wrapping Paper There is nothing, nothing, worse than running out of wrapping paper. In some cases, you have to resort to covering your family’s treasured retail items in newspaper. “Positively gauche, father,” your son will say.