Trying on jeans is one of your all-time least favorite activities, right after going to the gynecologist, and cleaning your bathtub.
Let’s be honest – most celebratory occasions mix well with alcohol.
Tickets to a concert taking place no sooner than six months down the line are a great way to establish, ever so subtly, that you should exist as a couple for a while longer.
The definitive list of gifts that are just un-sexy enough to give to the guy you don’t want to introduce to any of your friends, but who has slept at your place 5+ times in the past week.
There are plenty of cool and understated ways to show you’re in the holiday spirit without having to be Chevy Chase, sing, or drink dairy-based alcohol.
1. $10 Gift Card for an Unknown Restaurant
One day I showed up and he had a present for me. A rectangular box with a little bow wrapped around it.
What you earn you have to earn by showing the world that you are strong, confident, intelligent, and important.
4. Best Buy’s Small Appliance Coupon.
4. “Did you Twitter me?”