Two tickets to Disney.
Perfect for the emotionally repressed!
Trying on jeans is one of your all-time least favorite activities, right after going to the gynecologist, and cleaning your bathtub.
Let’s be honest – most celebratory occasions mix well with alcohol.
Tickets to a concert taking place no sooner than six months down the line are a great way to establish, ever so subtly, that you should exist as a couple for a while longer.
The definitive list of gifts that are just un-sexy enough to give to the guy you don’t want to introduce to any of your friends, but who has slept at your place 5+ times in the past week.
There are plenty of cool and understated ways to show you’re in the holiday spirit without having to be Chevy Chase, sing, or drink dairy-based alcohol.
1. $10 Gift Card for an Unknown Restaurant
One day I showed up and he had a present for me. A rectangular box with a little bow wrapped around it.
What you earn you have to earn by showing the world that you are strong, confident, intelligent, and important.