Hopefully this kid got coal this year!
Think practical with Capricorns, they love anything they can get good use out of.
Even though you can give this one a hangover kit, the gift will be gone within 24 hours. Make it last longer, but make it cheap…because it’s guaranteed to be lost within 48 hours.
This holiday season I am looking forward to the giggles heard from little kids meeting Santa, the extra tight hugs from family members, and the warm feeling I get when I look around the room at holiday parties and realize how important my friends and family are to me.
Two tickets to Disney.
Perfect for the emotionally repressed!
Trying on jeans is one of your all-time least favorite activities, right after going to the gynecologist, and cleaning your bathtub.
Let’s be honest – most celebratory occasions mix well with alcohol.
Tickets to a concert taking place no sooner than six months down the line are a great way to establish, ever so subtly, that you should exist as a couple for a while longer.
The definitive list of gifts that are just un-sexy enough to give to the guy you don’t want to introduce to any of your friends, but who has slept at your place 5+ times in the past week.