Auntiehood (or Unclehood) is awesome. Babies are equally as awesome.
“Had an ex cut the brake lines on my truck. Was on my way home from school when all the sudden the pedal sank to the floor.”
Heroin in our house, in front of our child, while I was growing a baby inside me was worse than any of the fears I’d conjured for myself over the years.
12. I totally know that you cannot get pregnant from anal sex.
She was precocious, sassy, funny. Now, seven years later, she was calling me from jail.
They asked me if I would have someone take me to and from the clinic. I said I would have my friend with me. I lied. That Friday, I walked 2 miles to the clinic.
I am 38 years old, and I have given birth to a baby every 17 months for the past 24 years.
“I’m friends with all my exes, but I hate other girls. Ugh!”
5. The sociopathic attention-seeker.