Heroin in our house, in front of our child, while I was growing a baby inside me was worse than any of the fears I’d conjured for myself over the years.
12. I totally know that you cannot get pregnant from anal sex.
She was precocious, sassy, funny. Now, seven years later, she was calling me from jail.
They asked me if I would have someone take me to and from the clinic. I said I would have my friend with me. I lied. That Friday, I walked 2 miles to the clinic.
I am 38 years old, and I have given birth to a baby every 17 months for the past 24 years.
“I’m friends with all my exes, but I hate other girls. Ugh!”
5. The sociopathic attention-seeker.
After the video was over, she told me that I’d regret getting an abortion, that I would give this unborn child a name and would remember its birthday every year.
I still don’t know what you’re supposed to do with a child when you want to spend 48 solid hours in bed watching Netflix.