“I can’t lie. I had a reallllly hard time during pregnancy watching my weight tick up and up and up nonstop…”
Is it bad if my bump is kind of lopsided?
When you’re in a healthy, loving relationship with the man of your dreams and you get pregnant accidentally, you still have reproductive rights. I chose to exercise mine.
What if my kid never finds true love? What if they feel perpetually misunderstood? What if I’m the one who just can’t understand them?
“What if my baby’s ugly? Seriously? I DON’T WANT AN UGLY BABY!!”
Unwelcome realization number 5,781: Your body isn’t really your own anymore. Like, at all.
There’s no reason why I want to die. It just seems like I’m eventually going to die anyway, why bother with putting it off? Why spend all this effort moving from one obligation to the next?
The ease with which you can guilt your significant other into on-demand massages.
Have a glass of wine. A large glass of wine – to help dull the all of the Shock and Awe.
This story is tragic and horrifying.