The Breast Is Best Enthusiast
“I can’t lie. I had a reallllly hard time during pregnancy watching my weight tick up and up and up nonstop…”
Infertility happens and it is not easy to deal with at any age under any circumstances.
“My wife’s body is so different lately, it’s like fucking a whole new person. I’m so into it.”
Around the corner from every trying moment is a wonderfully reassuring punch, kick, or head butt from that tiny little human growing inside you.
Your friends without kids will still be your friends but it won’t be exactly the same. This speaks for itself. They will love you always but you can’t day drink (or night drink for that matter) as freely and openly as you once could.
Remember, whatever you do, never say any of the following to your amazing and lovely pregnant wife.
I’m going to be a Dad. Your Dad.
With a deep, shaking breath, I shoved both tests back into the box and then stuffed the entire thing into the depths of my bag, as if the deeper it went, the less likely I was to have to deal with the problem.
Every little kick, punch, flip, or dance move you’re cranking out in there (I swear sometimes you’re doing the worm) reminds me that you’re an actual, real, little human – and it’s incredible.