Someone dressed a dog up like a giant spider and scared the crap out of everybody.
He replied, “I can’t wait for our bundle of joy to come.”
Pranks are great, except when it goes too far.
This kid I knew had no legs because his parents were agent orange victims in Vietnam. During the beginning of the school year he would find groups of confused young freshmen, and “fall” out of his wheelchair at them only to scream “I have no legs.”
I love you Louis.
Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… Wait, actually, yes I am.
WE BOUGHT A HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS!
He waited until his girlfriend was asleep and then did this:
“I had lime. green. overalls.”
Why do we just believe this stuff? Is it because we don’t want to look like we’re out of the loop?