If a team delivers poor work, then, all things being equal, a disliked person will be the first to get the blame.
Never before have I felt such camaraderie with my clown-fearing brethren.
Someone dressed a dog up like a giant spider and scared the crap out of everybody.
He replied, “I can’t wait for our bundle of joy to come.”
Pranks are great, except when it goes too far.
This kid I knew had no legs because his parents were agent orange victims in Vietnam. During the beginning of the school year he would find groups of confused young freshmen, and “fall” out of his wheelchair at them only to scream “I have no legs.”
I love you Louis.
Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… Wait, actually, yes I am.
WE BOUGHT A HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS!
He waited until his girlfriend was asleep and then did this: