I hadn’t been on the job for very long, a month maybe, and yet it was all I could think about, operating the big crane.
1. The night before April 1st, find a small square or round box and ice it with chocolate frosting until the box is covered and looks like a cake.
These April Fools’ Day pranks are inspiring, just in case you’re running out of ideas.
Joe, the 89-year-old grandpappy, is from a generation that thinks “tinder” is something you use to start a fire rather than to get herpes.
If a team delivers poor work, then, all things being equal, a disliked person will be the first to get the blame.
Never before have I felt such camaraderie with my clown-fearing brethren.
Someone dressed a dog up like a giant spider and scared the crap out of everybody.
He replied, “I can’t wait for our bundle of joy to come.”
Pranks are great, except when it goes too far.
This kid I knew had no legs because his parents were agent orange victims in Vietnam. During the beginning of the school year he would find groups of confused young freshmen, and “fall” out of his wheelchair at them only to scream “I have no legs.”