The internet is a danger zone. Because you’ll believe anything it tells you. Remember when the world was going to end on 12/12/12? Well, we’re all still alive and so is whatever internet site you got that from.
I hadn’t been on the job for very long, a month maybe, and yet it was all I could think about, operating the big crane.
1. The night before April 1st, find a small square or round box and ice it with chocolate frosting until the box is covered and looks like a cake.
These April Fools’ Day pranks are inspiring, just in case you’re running out of ideas.
Joe, the 89-year-old grandpappy, is from a generation that thinks “tinder” is something you use to start a fire rather than to get herpes.
If a team delivers poor work, then, all things being equal, a disliked person will be the first to get the blame.
Never before have I felt such camaraderie with my clown-fearing brethren.
Someone dressed a dog up like a giant spider and scared the crap out of everybody.
He replied, “I can’t wait for our bundle of joy to come.”
Pranks are great, except when it goes too far.