When can I start drinking again?
You’re still more amused by prank phone calls.
Success was not necessarily money or accolades, but watching myself move down the path I had always envisioned.
What have you been doing since graduation?
When you are not immediately successful at securing a job, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, Snapchat, and Vine along with any other social media platform that you spend countless hours scrolling through will quickly become a graveyard of your shattered hopes and dreams.
Showing your appreciation can really set the tone for a happy home for both you and your parents.
The best I can hope for is my name on the masthead of an online blog and a lifetime spent in a Brooklyn coffee shop, flicking my asymmetrical haircut around as I wonder if it’s time for my next cigarette break.
“I Will Have So Much Money .”
12. Sometimes you will be sad and cry for no reason
In 2013, you’ve gotta project an image that you know what’s up.