You have to assimilate to their routine(s) again.
When can I start drinking again?
You’re still more amused by prank phone calls.
Success was not necessarily money or accolades, but watching myself move down the path I had always envisioned.
What have you been doing since graduation?
When you are not immediately successful at securing a job, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, Snapchat, and Vine along with any other social media platform that you spend countless hours scrolling through will quickly become a graveyard of your shattered hopes and dreams.
Showing your appreciation can really set the tone for a happy home for both you and your parents.
The best I can hope for is my name on the masthead of an online blog and a lifetime spent in a Brooklyn coffee shop, flicking my asymmetrical haircut around as I wonder if it’s time for my next cigarette break.
“I Will Have So Much Money .”
12. Sometimes you will be sad and cry for no reason