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I’ve been watching the twins hit on girls for hours. At the Soho gallery–where they were part of a group show–one of the twins cozies next to a girl eyelash extensions and a wide-brim hat. He mutters: “I have a crush on you. You’re a rich girl, aren’t you? I’m sayin’…  you’re the type of chick I’d like to impregnate.”

I’ve come to a conclusion. Think about it. Boobs are pretty freakin’ magnificent. I don’t know a single person who resides on this planet that would speak ill of breasts. Man or woman. Penises on the other hand aren’t exactly the Vanna White of body parts.

I watch porn. The type that involves colossal 15-inch churros glossing with sugar that thrusts into the dulcet caramel dip.

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