“Just say you feel the way that I feel / I’m feeling sexual, so we should be sexual.”
“Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs. And her booty is why God invented my balls.”
Her Instagram would be perfectly curated and she’d have guest appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Jasmine gives off major ‘Mean Girl In High School’ vibes, but for some reason, you still want to hang out with her.
On a moral level, you hate what you’re hearing. But…
To all other fans out there, I dare you to listen to these songs and not instantly miss the gang and wish you were hanging with them at the Crab Shack. You know, fictional characters or not…
♬ “Draco’s gonna act up, he’s gonna get smacked up, he’s gonna call his daddy if he’s lookin’ for some back-up!” ♬
Yes, it’s finally here. 6 God officially dropped “Views” which means one thing – YA’LL GETTING DRUNK AND MARVIN’S ROOMING TONIIIIIGHT.
“The Princess Bride!!! I watch it whenever I’m sick, or just feeling kind of down.”
I’ve been struggling trying to find the words to accurately describe just how big of a loss this is. And maybe that’s because there aren’t any. Not really.
This song describes someone moaning so loudly, they need to bite a pillow. Well, f*ck.