You had those weird, ugly, plastic sex bracelets. You did not do any of the sexual things they indicated, but still definitely wore them. And lied to your Mom about what they meant.
We have entered a time where our sexual orientation, skin color, and gender preferences offend our neighbors and make people look at those challenging the societal norm as a threat when they are not a threat at all.
Wells’ Instagram page is is filled with pictures of dogs. Is there anything better than pictures of cute guys with cute dogs? He’s a huge dog-lover and often volunteers at animal shelters in his town. ~swoon~
But somewhere along the way, success had become bittersweet. Life had become a series of stepping stones en route to a moving destination, a blur of cities viewed through the window of a tour bus.
Aww, crying! One of my favorite and most treasured activities. If crying were an Olympic sport, I’d win gold every time.
“Just say you feel the way that I feel / I’m feeling sexual, so we should be sexual.”
“Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs. And her booty is why God invented my balls.”
Her Instagram would be perfectly curated and she’d have guest appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Jasmine gives off major ‘Mean Girl In High School’ vibes, but for some reason, you still want to hang out with her.
On a moral level, you hate what you’re hearing. But…
To all other fans out there, I dare you to listen to these songs and not instantly miss the gang and wish you were hanging with them at the Crab Shack. You know, fictional characters or not…