I can’t stop watching the one with the dog.
When something’s really funny, you just nod your head in appreciation and say “That’s funny.”
Even with that awful platinum hair thing he did, I’m still saying, “Mhm. You’re sorry. I forgive you. Yes. Yes, I take you back,” to the radio. Why am I emotional over these (fantastic) simp anthems about Selena? Why did I order the deluxe version of his album?
“One Direction band member Louis Tomlinson is unfortunately, the ugly one.”
The movie quotes. Never. Ever. Stop. It’s almost a condition.
We watched “The OC” because it made us laugh, and it made us cry. But most importantly, it made us think about our own relationships – with our friends, our significant others, and with our parents.
“Mass media’s saturation by both fictionalized and real automatic weapon images has been the status quo for so long, people no longer bother to look for reasons why the weapons have become universally accepted symbols for self-determination.”
“I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think I’m awesome. In which case you are right.”
“Food. Sex. Food. Sex. I don’t know! Oh God, I want both!”
Having company in the form of Clippy from Microsoft Word while you wrote a 5 paragraph essay on your “favorite summer memory.” And then getting super annoyed because Clippy would never shut the fuck up.