“If I wasn’t winning, you wouldn’t care.”
Season 5 is…here.
We are pre-Coachellin’ it right now and LOSING OUR MINDS.
You might cry.
Everything and anything is subject to becoming a clue.
So you’ve watched every single Friends episode, probably more than once
Xander is kind of an asshole.
Jack White, Madonna, Usher, Beyoncé, Jason Aldean, Jay Z, Calvin Harris, Chris Martin, Kanye, Arcade Fire people, Daft Punk, Alicia Keys, and J.Cole sat in the one room and shared the same air molecules.
Why were the controls to the Deathstar tractor beam placed over a dangerous, thousand foot deep shaft?
For years, I have placed New York City on a pedestal, propping it up with the luxurious visions of urban life that I’d seen on television.