I spent most of 1999 kicking the asses of teenage boys and grown men in Pokemon, the official trading card game.
“I get paid for toenail clippings and used socks.”
OH MY GOD PIKACHU IS WALKING BEHIND ME! THIS BRINGS ME BACK!
In recent years, video game makers have struck gold bringing back classic games for the sake of nostalgia.
Imagine if we had Pokemon as pets!
The porno might be a parody, but none of this is a joke.
Gotta catch’em all!
1. I enjoy watching Sunday Night Football rather than Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Women are our equals, and they also kick hard.
This bottle is a detailed replica, even nailing the font, and makes a solid shelf decoration for anyone who refuses to buy vases and pronounce it vauzes like a fancy adult.