So even though our long-term selves may wants abs, our short-term selves want pizza.
15. Your best friend becomes your rock.
Regional bigotry — have you heard of it?
Why must we play god??
Grocery stores are magical places with so many things you want to try.
You LOVE dairy. You love it so much you just want to shout it from the rooftops, proclaim your affection to any stranger you see.
Accept and believe the compliments you receive.
1. The uniform the pizza delivery man is wearing is not from a large, recognized chain.
1. You Get All Excited When Waiting For The Pizza Delivery Guy