1. You Get All Excited When Waiting For The Pizza Delivery Guy
SXSW, still got it?
Just remember: everyone saw. It might be early, but that has absolutely no bearing on a snot bubble’s visibility.
You will not believe your eyes, I swear to the pizza gods.
3. They can’t be having such an incredible time if they feel the need to broadcast it.
Pizza Hut is essentially the James Franco of the pizza world because they will truly try anything once.
If you really like those shoes, buy them.
1. She’s always going to expect you to be on time. (Just like her favorite delivery driver).
If Adam and Eve really were the first humans, Eve has done womankind a serious disservice.
7. You inhabit a limbo where days blur into one another.