I woke up on the couch at 8:30AM, the debris from our candy-bar massacre spilled out across the coffee table.
Did you guys know this? Little Caesar’s of all places!
“Died waiting for pizza”—that’s what they’ll put on my tombstone. Great.
Pizza is like ice cream—if you don’t like it, you’re probably a murderer.
I can’t say, I honestly love all types of pizza. Except Hawaiian. And mushrooms.
This is a more widespread problem than any of us would like and you need to know about it.
4. The same thing happens every time you order a pizza for yourself – you realize you’re getting full but then you look at your pizza box. There’s still half of it there. “Okay,” you whisper to yourself. “Just one more.”
I love you means never having to say, “you can have the last slice if you want.”
I keep seeing them lately, articles on all of my favorite web sites, stuff like, “Check out these awesome life hacks!” and then you click through a bunch of pictures to find out tips and tricks that supposedly make everyday life a little easier.
You’ll never guess!