3. They can’t be having such an incredible time if they feel the need to broadcast it.
Pizza Hut is essentially the James Franco of the pizza world because they will truly try anything once.
If you really like those shoes, buy them.
1. She’s always going to expect you to be on time. (Just like her favorite delivery driver).
If Adam and Eve really were the first humans, Eve has done womankind a serious disservice.
7. You inhabit a limbo where days blur into one another.
“I don’t want a goddamn tortilla-wrapped egg.”
It’s comforting to know that people don’t take kindly to bullies.
So when you’ve been out in the frosty air all day long and the chilling winter temperatures cut to your core, refer to this list of the best hot foods to quiet your icicle-laden tummy.
I woke up on the couch at 8:30AM, the debris from our candy-bar massacre spilled out across the coffee table.