Why must we play god??
Grocery stores are magical places with so many things you want to try.
You LOVE dairy. You love it so much you just want to shout it from the rooftops, proclaim your affection to any stranger you see.
Accept and believe the compliments you receive.
1. The uniform the pizza delivery man is wearing is not from a large, recognized chain.
1. You Get All Excited When Waiting For The Pizza Delivery Guy
SXSW, still got it?
Just remember: everyone saw. It might be early, but that has absolutely no bearing on a snot bubble’s visibility.
You will not believe your eyes, I swear to the pizza gods.