I watch porn. The type that involves colossal 15-inch churros glossing with sugar that thrusts into the dulcet caramel dip.
I believe that sharing my son’s picture online makes him more safe and this is why.
What happens to all of the Instagram photos without any likes?
Good thing I wasn’t planning on sleeping for the next week.
When I started traveling, I couldn’t afford a good camera. I still can’t. I felt like I was wasting so many opportunities to take the perfect shot.
While it is terrifying to think of these cretins getting into your personal information, it’s important to stay one step ahead of them. That’s why I’ve decided to leak all of my personal and controversial pictures now before someone else does it for me.
I have never been able to take one of those, but these are failures on another level
8. Being an Olympian can’t hurt either.
15. Be honest and let them know when they’re looking like a mess.
3. Creepy writer men are men whose writing I’ve admired for years, messaging me to say that they like something I’ve written, and hey, they are going to be “in the city,” here’s the room number at their hotel.