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I watch porn. The type that involves colossal 15-inch churros glossing with sugar that thrusts into the dulcet caramel dip.

3. Creepy writer men are men whose writing I’ve admired for years, messaging me to say that they like something I’ve written, and hey, they are going to be “in the city,” here’s the room number at their hotel.

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