While it is terrifying to think of these cretins getting into your personal information, it’s important to stay one step ahead of them. That’s why I’ve decided to leak all of my personal and controversial pictures now before someone else does it for me.
I have never been able to take one of those, but these are failures on another level
8. Being an Olympian can’t hurt either.
15. Be honest and let them know when they’re looking like a mess.
3. Creepy writer men are men whose writing I’ve admired for years, messaging me to say that they like something I’ve written, and hey, they are going to be “in the city,” here’s the room number at their hotel.
The prevailing reason for why I am such a Snapchat lover is pretty simple; I just really enjoy making weird faces.
It’s like Russian roulette, except all you lose is the contents in your stomach.
If you just can’t with the rest of the day, here are 18 images of sleepy baby animals yawning.
Your life does not deserve to be frozen and displayed like a stuffed animal that was once breathing and is now caught still by taxidermy. It deserves your attention. It deserves your presence.
If there’s one thing that is lacking in my day it’s the fact that I don’t see enough dogs wearing costumes on a regular basis.