Relationships are great because you have a partner in crime, regular sex, and the thrill of being in love.
They’re the reason I don’t go outside anymore.
All you want in your whole entire life is a cute dog to play and cuddle with.
You never thought you’d need to see this until now.
OK, so I’m not a mother in the sense that I pushed kids out of my hoo-ha, but I still think I’m a mother after all. No, not to human babies, although I swear I love them as much as if I’d delivered…
Like, why would you ever want to rescue them?
Boxers are like the party poopers of the dog world, right?
Every kid deserves this kind of love.
You could tell something was off…
Internet, meet Molly.