Eight bucks for that teeny tiny shot you gulped down in two seconds? That can’t be right. Thank goodness you’re a lightweight.
You should date a slut because she doesn’t waste your time with uncertainty. She knows what she likes. And she wants to know what you like, too.
Fact: Couples that play together stay together.
Your body is a combo of bruised, bleeding, and semi-dying as you scroll through yesterday’s Snapstories trying to piece together your night.
It really is not that difficult to get ridiculously plastered a couple times a week or whatever and still be a productive member of society.
She celebrated her 20th birthday on her fake ID’s 24th, and threw herself a proper fraternity party despite a pending IFC memorandum. She drank tequila in Cabo San Lucas until it was running through her veins, and threatened to sue her sorority when she was escorted out of sorority formal for yet another demonstration of, “Underage girls who can’t hold their liquor.”
It’s an effervescent retreat from everyday and monotonous life. It absolutely outlaws boredom and bursts in thrilling desire. It’s a city knee deep in sins and disasters but everyone should try the taste of chaos at least once.
Friends or Netflix?
You also find out who your true friends are.
That party would’ve been lame anyway.