3. Everyone your age wants to go out and party, but you don’t.
The one who only wants to take pictures.
The way I see it is: I can have just as much fun for a fraction of the price, and devoid of drama, all from the comfort of my bed as opposed to the discomfort of my heels. It’s a no-brainer.
1. The guy who is SO into whatever he’s doing tomorrow: For the purpose of this article, we’ll call him Kevin.
And then in six months when you’re sitting at a bar, sipping a glass of chardonnay, making polite conversation with nice people you wonder what it would be like to have one of those crazy wild nights again.
I’m not telling you that you should NEVER invite Pitbull to a party, I’m just giving you a heads up on what to expect.
Abusing a substance destructively is like riding on a roller coaster without wearing a seat belt. We crave the danger because we want to see how close we can come to death.
Anne Gus here, and unlike you I’m creative. A few nights ago I was getting a couple of classy drinks with a few gurlfrrraands.
Don’t ever talk negatively about a former or current friend, girlfriend, or even a neutral party. And talking about enemies should only be done with a strategy in place otherwise it’s just drunken boasting or insecure backfill.
I was not a criminal, in fact, I was a political prisoner taken in by the fascist, Gestapo-esque state we lived in.