Can’t drink? No problem. I’m here to help.
I couldn’t let his twenties slip by without one outrageous trip to Vegas.
Someone mentions a previous joke and this sudden rush of nostalgia hits you both. You’re laughing at the sheer memory of the joke, not even the joke itself.
1. Seek out the host and tell him you’re leaving. Don’t make excuses and be quick about it.
This is what happens when you trade fruit for a make-out session.
Next day brunch.
INFP – Tells everyone at the party how much they love them and then drunk dials their ex and cries.
When you heard “pop a Molly, I’m sweating” you thought someone was going to shoot your favorite childhood American Girl Doll.
Why NOT get crunk on a Wednesday night?
Who knew there were this many Sam Smith remixes?