This is what happens when you trade fruit for a make-out session.
Next day brunch.
INFP – Tells everyone at the party how much they love them and then drunk dials their ex and cries.
When you heard “pop a Molly, I’m sweating” you thought someone was going to shoot your favorite childhood American Girl Doll.
Why NOT get crunk on a Wednesday night?
Who knew there were this many Sam Smith remixes?
Killing Kittens, a London-based society for the “sexual elite” has received an onslaught of media attention in conjunction with its recent New York City launch.
Is chaos inevitable?
I promise, I will try my hardest to be happy, even if that means allowing someone who isn’t you to make me happy.
Someone is going to vomit in your sink and you can only blame yourself.