You own eight pairs of loafers and you can’t remember purchasing one of them. You go into your closet to get dressed and you come out, every time, looking like Mason Disick.
2. You try to fit the homonormative gay ideal.
You catch yourself giving sage, almost weary advice to girls who are no more than two years younger than you. (You punctuate this advice with, “You’re so young.”)
7 years. So, so many differences.
Weddings are constantly getting bigger and more extravagant thanks to the omnipowerful wedding-industrial complex.
“Is it hot in here or just me?”
My girlfriends and i have started an annual tradition: ALL GIRLS SLEEPOVER. This year marks our first anniversary of this brilliant idea.
Unfortunately, watching John Belushi in a toga didn’t really prepare me for the bad and unexpected kinks so far.
Once nestled in the comfort of a relationship, wild nights out have increasingly less of a purpose.
I may not know how to do a perfect “cat eye” or even just how to keep my eyeliner on my eyes and off my cheeks a la Alice Cooper, but I do know a few things every woman should know.