When you heard “pop a Molly, I’m sweating” you thought someone was going to shoot your favorite childhood American Girl Doll.
Why NOT get crunk on a Wednesday night?
Who knew there were this many Sam Smith remixes?
Killing Kittens, a London-based society for the “sexual elite” has received an onslaught of media attention in conjunction with its recent New York City launch.
Is chaos inevitable?
I promise, I will try my hardest to be happy, even if that means allowing someone who isn’t you to make me happy.
Someone is going to vomit in your sink and you can only blame yourself.
You would THINK that the father of the child I was hired to entertain would treat me with some level of respect, right? I mean, his wife is in the next room and I’ve spent the past hour bonding with his daughter, so it would be ridiculous for Daddio to hit on me.
“Did you know that ‘all hallow’s eve’ was originally a Christian holiday designed t-“
Someone just made a lasting connection with another human being who they’re completely and totally in stupid love with, right at this very second.