The fake sports fan, who actually has no idea what the hell is going on.
The Champagne And Elderflower Cocktail: You are a trendsetter. You are three steps ahead of everyone, did yoga two years before all the other Lululemon Yogis, and you drink kombucha like there’s a mass shortage and you need to consume it all before it goes extinct.
Wear a gray tank top. Then find gray sweatpants. Top if off with a gray flannel/sweatshirt/etc. You’re 50 Shades Of Grey.
When they don’t know exactly “who all is coming.”
One of the individuals who spent some time with Malia said she “wasn’t doing anything crazy.”
Can’t drink? No problem. I’m here to help.
I couldn’t let his twenties slip by without one outrageous trip to Vegas.
Someone mentions a previous joke and this sudden rush of nostalgia hits you both. You’re laughing at the sheer memory of the joke, not even the joke itself.
1. Seek out the host and tell him you’re leaving. Don’t make excuses and be quick about it.
This is what happens when you trade fruit for a make-out session.