I’m the man of your dreams, but you couldn’t see that. Or maybe you just didn’t care.
Depressed people like to be as minimalist as possible on Facebook. They post sparingly and it’s usually only #dark quotes from poems or photos of Morrissey. Their profile pictures are all abstract pictures of nothingness, except for one that’s of their face, and even then it’s obscured by a hoodie.
Hell hath no fury like a hungry drunk girl. A drunk girl who wants (NEEDS) food is more dangerous then an angry dinosaur who wants her stolen egg back.
CHOOSE A ROOMMATE WITH A CAR SO SHE CAN HELP YOU MOVE FURNITURE, GROCERIES, CONTRABAND.