You are loved. Not only when you’re drunk and stumbling with a fake smile plastered on your face, but through your pain and tears and bad days too.
Sometimes, you even have trouble texting, because you know you’re going to freak out during the few minutes it takes them to respond. The anticipation is just too stressful.
“We had chips and guacamole and pizza” like any normal 20-something girls.
“Drunk girl couldn’t find a toilet on Saturday night so proceeded to pee in her handbag.”
On a moral level, you hate what you’re hearing. But…
Some of these college kids need help.
When you whip out a batch of lemon infused vodka popsicles at an outdoor shindig, you’re pretty much guaranteed to be everyone’s favorite guest.
I looked closely at the photo. At first glance, it was just your typical drunk high school party group photo. However, on the far right of the picture was the head and shoulders of a man I had never seen before.
Ahhh college. It’s supposed to be the best four years of your life, but oftentimes it ends up being the four (or five – no judgement) most CONFUSING years of your life.
“The guy in the KKK costume rips off his mask and yells ‘I’m black, I’m black.’ He really was black.”