1. Do your research before the date.
Check out Voldemort rocking that snake like some 2001 Britney Spears.
Yes, it’s a parody.
Dear Nickelback: Sorry I had to break the news to you about Avril :/
We tend to overcomplicate love, but the truth is, it’s fairly simple.
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The heart wants what it wants.
I ask em who is it? They say room service. Gimme one minute, she gettin’ a womb service.
Mean Girls is one of my all-time favorite movies, and if you don’t understand the sheer genius of it and why people still continue to obsessively quote it 10 years later, you are probably an alien.
“You’re just a vacuum with nipples.”