Ron Swanson is Taurus af.
April Ludgate: You show your affection in offbeat ways, but you also don’t play games when it comes to dating. When you like someone, they know it. You’re incredibly loyal and when you’re in it, you’re 100% in it.
Most of the time, you just want people to leave you alone.
You realize that maybe you don’t need to filter every single thing you say because the other person will understand. They are no longer viewed as godly or unreachable; they are right in front of you. And they understand your insecurities and your mastered talent of overthinking.
“I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.”
16. When someone accuses you of being high-strung
Seriously, take a guess!
And it was perfect.
You talk very fast. Mostly because your mouth can never seem to keep up with your brain.
“What happens when Andy Dwyer leaves the Parks Dept to help train dinosaurs? I’m about to get insanely high and find out! #JURASSICWORLD”