How in the hell can my mom get a date and I am stuck at home watching my sixth consecutive episode of Parks and Rec on Netflix?
Parks and Recreation
Sometimes there’s just nothing better than watching ‘Parks and Rec,’ especially because you’ll learn some important life lessons:
On TV, there are some guys who would not be able to function in modern society
I’ll love you through thick and thin, frizzy and smooth, wavy and straight, straggly and luscious, light and dark.
4. Going back and reading an e-mail right after you sent it.
Amy’s absolutely fearless in her approach to comedy, and believes that everyone can find confidence in silliness.
If your hook-up is up for some morning grub, then there’s a large chance that person likes you, or at least likes you enough to take some time out of the day to watch you devour a stack of blueberry pancakes.
Recover from your disappointment with the ‘Dexter’ finale by rebounding with something new. You need that in your life.
“Can we have a Congressional standoff that results in a suspension of scholarly essays about Miley Cyrus?” – Dave Holmes
“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”