3. Girls love dudes who are close to their parents.
So, where do we draw the line between normal sibling rivalry and abusive relationships between siblings?
I’ve asked myself this question countless times.
I’m not naive enough to believe that you’d be proud of all my choices, but I know that you saved my life with your careful (and sometimes intense) warnings.
Look. At. His. Face.
Hmm… I wonder what’s in the pantry…
There’s this idea if you don’t want children you’re unfeminine, selfish, and unemotional. You’re missing the maternal, feminine gene and you’re seen as an outcast because of that.
5. You’re always the baby, even when you’re in your 20s.
From almost any vantage point you take, the Baby Boomers are the worst generation in world history.
My first memory is of my parents swigging bottom shelf vodka out of the bottle while I was in a carseat in the back. That was the precursor for my whole life.