Faking it gives very unreal expectations to your partner.
It’s impossible to overstate the importance of sex to the male ego.
“It felt like the Sun was inside my body.”
“First go? A few seconds. Tops. After that initial burst, I can last for hours.”
“The tiny little tells – the shifts in her voice, how the muscles in her back tense, how she slightly moves her hips to push her clit against my fingers, the face she makes.”
“Our vagina has two major emotions, horny or angry. When she’s horny, she’s great. When she’s angry, it’s probably because she’s bleeding.”
Sunsets, books, and orgasms make me happy; and those are only a few among many, many things that do.
“Why don’t you make noise during sex?”
I as woman am used to inconveniencing men with my hysterics,
or inconceivable, unattainable,
too much work
“I decided to see if I could fit my entire hand into my vagina.”