If Amazon offered pap smears, I would be the first woman uploading pictures of my vagina and sending my genetic material in a pre-printed tube and box for analysis. If you could buy a car through Amazon with as much ease, I would happily buy my next car through Amazon.
You have your credit card(s) memorized and can recite all sixteen numbers, plus the expiration date and CVV code, in a matter of seconds.
In 2015, we’re putting extra emphasis on budgeting since it’s a must for financial success. From birthdays to baby showers to Christmas, gift-buying can be a huge expense in your budget.
Your motto is: “Do this now. Eat popcorn for dinner later.”
You’ve formed a terrible habit of going online shopping when you’re blacked out. And for some reason, when you’re drunk, you always order two sizes too small, as if drunken you was convinced that you’d lose 15 pounds by Wednesday.
Most people can agree that shopping for Christmas presents can be a real pain in the you-know-what.
This bottle is a detailed replica, even nailing the font, and makes a solid shelf decoration for anyone who refuses to buy vases and pronounce it vauzes like a fancy adult.
Get ready to do some serious shopping.
3. When you first discovered ModCloth you were like “FINALLY A CLOTHING WEBSITE THAT JUST GETS ME.” Since then you haven’t been able to look back and you have a hard time shopping anywhere else tbh.
Websites like J. Crew, ASOS, Nastygal and Free People can be great, especially if you’re trying to look like everyone else in the world (they can be great though!!). So, let’s say you’ve exhausted the entire ASOS website.