Your motto is: “Do this now. Eat popcorn for dinner later.”
You’ve formed a terrible habit of going online shopping when you’re blacked out. And for some reason, when you’re drunk, you always order two sizes too small, as if drunken you was convinced that you’d lose 15 pounds by Wednesday.
Most people can agree that shopping for Christmas presents can be a real pain in the you-know-what.
This bottle is a detailed replica, even nailing the font, and makes a solid shelf decoration for anyone who refuses to buy vases and pronounce it vauzes like a fancy adult.
Get ready to do some serious shopping.
3. When you first discovered ModCloth you were like “FINALLY A CLOTHING WEBSITE THAT JUST GETS ME.” Since then you haven’t been able to look back and you have a hard time shopping anywhere else tbh.
Websites like J. Crew, ASOS, Nastygal and Free People can be great, especially if you’re trying to look like everyone else in the world (they can be great though!!). So, let’s say you’ve exhausted the entire ASOS website.
You probably should close out those tabs on your web browser, go outside, and have a nice, long e-commerce detox.
Oh, I’m just buying econ-o-size multi-packs of mysterious herbal energy supplements off of eBay and having one-sided text conversations composed entirely of consonants and punctuation.
A few months ago there was a lot of buzz about Amazon testing delivery drones called Amazon Prime Air. They designed drones to deliver packages to you the same day you ordered them. Sarah Conner are you paying attention?