Wow, if I were these people this would be a low point…
Most of us probably do the majority of our online shopping and swiping at the same part of each day — between the hours of 9 p.m. and 2 a.m., when we’re curled up in our beds or on the couch and have nothing better to do.
If Amazon offered pap smears, I would be the first woman uploading pictures of my vagina and sending my genetic material in a pre-printed tube and box for analysis. If you could buy a car through Amazon with as much ease, I would happily buy my next car through Amazon.
You have your credit card(s) memorized and can recite all sixteen numbers, plus the expiration date and CVV code, in a matter of seconds.
In 2015, we’re putting extra emphasis on budgeting since it’s a must for financial success. From birthdays to baby showers to Christmas, gift-buying can be a huge expense in your budget.
Your motto is: “Do this now. Eat popcorn for dinner later.”
You’ve formed a terrible habit of going online shopping when you’re blacked out. And for some reason, when you’re drunk, you always order two sizes too small, as if drunken you was convinced that you’d lose 15 pounds by Wednesday.
Most people can agree that shopping for Christmas presents can be a real pain in the you-know-what.
This bottle is a detailed replica, even nailing the font, and makes a solid shelf decoration for anyone who refuses to buy vases and pronounce it vauzes like a fancy adult.
Get ready to do some serious shopping.