I’m kind of embarrassed that I LOLed at this…
I really hope these aren’t real.
This hearing suddenly got a lot more interesting…
Spoiler alert: eating a diamond was a bad idea.
“He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.”
Short, but oh so sweet.
Some of them are still inappropriate even in context..
This isn’t normal.
In this modern age, how could this happen?
Clearly, some very interesting architecture has been erected.