Dads are the best!
This all escalated too damn quickly.
This is the weirdest interview I think I’ve ever seen…
“For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event.”
“I was eating cereal and blew on it to cool it down.”
Aggressive driving is the path to the dark side.
It’s everything you hate about Facebook turned funny!
I don’t want the lasers touching my homeopathic remedies.
Lord of the Rings: Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry.
These are pretty wild.