“What I saw on that toilet seat changed me as a person. Dried shit. There was dried shit stuck on the toilet seat. I had a strangers dried shit poking me in the ass while I was taking a fucking piss. I nearly cried. My family laughed”.
“The first question I would have is…why? Why would he want to do this?”
Let’s pretend like that’s real.
The porno might be a parody, but none of this is a joke.
A man decided that the best way to divvy up his positions with an ex-partner was for them to each get half. Literally.
Somebody once threw a loaf of bread at my face
I ain’t the calmest dude on the stage.
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger on that bun
And the shape of an “L” on her forehead
You don’t want to miss this one.
Three government officials have been charged with his murder, including, ironically, the area’s Director of Public Safety. Hence, Yurécuaro just elected a candidate who’s six feet under.
In the last few Cleveland Cavaliers games, we’ve seen a lot of LeBron James on the court, but maybe now we’ve seen a little too much.
Still can’t believe it. Also can’t believe how the drama amongst Magic players so strikingly resembles daytime television.