DAD Savings and Loan — Because Apparently I Look Like I’m Made Of Money.
For those of us who have worked service jobs, there have been MANY times where we just wanted to tell an annoying customer EXACTLY where to shove their bullshit. Now these guys are doing it for us!!
Some people need to be #DONE with Urban Dictionary.
I almost swallowed my gum from laughing while putting this together.
“Saw a dude shit in a bread-maker that was in the kitchen cupboard, and then put it back.”
“I could feel the water touch my butt, worse yet, some bits of poop, but I couldn’t give a damn. I was shitting and puking for a good hour. I was getting emotionally wrecked at the same time as well.”
Dads are the best!
This all escalated too damn quickly.
This is the weirdest interview I think I’ve ever seen…
“For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event.”