1. The friend who’s in medical school.
Give me those farmer’s markets, those coffeeshops, that early morning run. Let’s shop for some home decor, man!
2. There is something unbelievably hot about a good dad.
I’m guessing you were expecting something like pace yourself, but let’s be real. There’s no coming back from a good day bender, so you might as well embrace it.
But mostly, I’m content. I’m just…feeling really OK with myself, and if that’s what getting older is all about, then bring it on.
Patience is a virtue. And I will never have enough.
What potential future regrets are you putting off right now?
Have a really professional-sounding voicemail for absolutely no reason. The more legitimate and important it sounds, the better, even if you’re currently unemployed. In fact, especially if you’re unemployed.
Halle Berry is a vampire.
Yes, it’d be awkward to see a grown man playing with action figures and sporting grass stains on his work attire, but why can’t we maintain our hopeful child selves?