By your fifties you still don’t grow into a person that can figure out how to fall in love with a person instead of a fantasy.
No, really, why do old people always have hard candy on them?
They had no idea.
“I may have accidentally sent a friend request to your ex-boyfriend on Facebook. Can I take it back?”
2. You break down and finally look up what a mortgage is on Wikipedia.
I remember certain nights for no reason. I recall them with such a fondness you’d think that it was the night I met my one true love or something. Not even close.
Someone give these two a TV show immediately.
No one judges how you look in a bikini, nor how early you go to bed. And old people like to drink.
3. Resistance to free efficiency-producing technology.
Letting my grandkids go through my closet and try on clothes from when I was young. Becoming the Carrie Bradshaw of orthopedic shoes.