Remember to text your grandparents!
Do you remember the first time one of your grandparents or an elderly person in your life tried to use the internet?
My love for old people began at church.
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Have you SEEN These Yet?
By your fifties you still don’t grow into a person that can figure out how to fall in love with a person instead of a fantasy.
No, really, why do old people always have hard candy on them?
They had no idea.
“I may have accidentally sent a friend request to your ex-boyfriend on Facebook. Can I take it back?”
2. You break down and finally look up what a mortgage is on Wikipedia.
I remember certain nights for no reason. I recall them with such a fondness you’d think that it was the night I met my one true love or something. Not even close.