On her 18th birthday, I had sex with Teyana in her basement while her grandma was upstairs.
Shirtless, abs. I guess I’d rather see you with a shirt and a smile and maybe also a puppy or two thrown in there somewhere.
Online dating is a huge confidence booster, and it allows people to step out of his or her comfort zone and make an attempt to start something new. These experiences are important at the start of a relationship because it is something you can laugh about and build on that in the future.
I pick you up in my 2002 Mazda Protege. ES edition. As you enter my sensible, fuel-efficient vehicle, you’re enveloped by the erotic perfume of pine air freshener and cool ranch Doritos. Perched in the cup holders are two wineglasses. On the armrest, a box of Franzia Reserve.
Recent events have inspired me to web wander into the atrocious abyss that is OkCupid and create a profile.
A committed relationship is the least-profitable thing to come out of a dating site.
I’m eager to know how the other half online dates.
On a typical Friday night I am: getting into my pajamas if it takes my friends longer than 6 minutes to text me back with solid and enticing plans.
26. You miss out on meeting a variety of failed artists, mostly male writers.
I used to think “dick pics” and casual encounters were only things that happened in politics or the oval office.