2. Frat boy from decades past .
This is my Top Ten list of profiles that make me want to stay single (or become a lesbian).
1. You talk to yourself.
As we put on our gas masks our guide told us the crater had been used as a place for human sacrifice for centuries and later on, as a place for satanic rituals. He then grabbed our hands and said a prayer for us before we began the hike.
On her 18th birthday, I had sex with Teyana in her basement while her grandma was upstairs.
Shirtless, abs. I guess I’d rather see you with a shirt and a smile and maybe also a puppy or two thrown in there somewhere.
Online dating is a huge confidence booster, and it allows people to step out of his or her comfort zone and make an attempt to start something new. These experiences are important at the start of a relationship because it is something you can laugh about and build on that in the future.
I pick you up in my 2002 Mazda Protege. ES edition. As you enter my sensible, fuel-efficient vehicle, you’re enveloped by the erotic perfume of pine air freshener and cool ranch Doritos. Perched in the cup holders are two wineglasses. On the armrest, a box of Franzia Reserve.
Recent events have inspired me to web wander into the atrocious abyss that is OkCupid and create a profile.
A committed relationship is the least-profitable thing to come out of a dating site.