With people spending more and more time at work and sometimes even dying there, haunted office buildings have become increasingly common.
“Hello?” “Tyler?” “No. This is Beth from ICS.” “Oh. Hey, Beth!” So much awkward. So much hilarity.
1. The one who doesn’t know fridge etiquette.
Earning that title takes more than simply being the guy with the cliché toupe or cliché glass eye or cliché facial nipple.
1. Spend a lot of time on G-Chat
8. Being nice to somebody is worth approximately zero in terms of relationship value.
1. The Hot Young One
The person who thinks they are the boss.
You know young high powered career types care just as much about popping bottles so you’re basically just imagining your weekend when you’re singing along in your head. Everybody knows someone that has a table somewhere.
You know who you are…