The person who thinks they are the boss.
You know young high powered career types care just as much about popping bottles so you’re basically just imagining your weekend when you’re singing along in your head. Everybody knows someone that has a table somewhere.
You know who you are…
You used to obsess over the phrasing in text messages you sent to boys you liked. Now, you obsess over whether to put “best” or “kind regards” at the end of emails you send to colleagues you want to like you.
10:30am: “Wow, look at me being all #productive! Now is it too early to eat my yogurt…?”
No one even really knows if this person has a voice, because they don’t speak. They don’t interact.
Sun Tzu, the greatest war strategist of all time once said, “The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so he cannot fathom our real intent.”
We all deserve to smile on Monday mornings.
3. Actually work and try and not to think of yourself, but it is there—depression and a wish for this pain to stop.
I tested the residue of one of the capsules we had leftover. When I got those results, a knot settled into the pit of my stomach. “What have I done?” I asked myself.