Guess what I don’t want to see? One Direction waltzing around London. Guess what I do want to see? JT and the gang in a mental institution, driving themselves crazy.
‘Cause it’s Friday night…
8. Why do all porn sites assume I’m a guy??
You multitask hard in every single one of the same hours you and Beyonce have in a day.
You are the “fun one” in your friend group, who may have some questionable life views but is a safe bet to have by your side for a night out.
Instead of searching aimlessly through playlists for the ultimate boy band collection, I’ve done the work for you and put together the 70 essential boy band songs you need in your life.
15. “Just Got Paid”
Every time I cashed my minimum wage check from BlockBuster Video back in 2000, I would crank this song in my Geo Tracker to let everyone know of my recent financial blessings.
It takes a lot more work to propel more people through the water than it does to go solo.
This was a song that went viral back in 2002 and pretty much sums up my personal 90s teenybopper era.
3. What 9/11 is.