“My girlfriend handles the bugs in the house. I simply scream.”
In honor of the former boy band’s unofficial holiday, I decided there was no better day than to list the top five *NSYNC songs of all-time.
As I imagine you guys have plenty on your plate with a wedding approaching, I wanted to suggest some songs GUARANTEED to get people out of their chairs.
Guess what I don’t want to see? One Direction waltzing around London. Guess what I do want to see? JT and the gang in a mental institution, driving themselves crazy.
‘Cause it’s Friday night…
8. Why do all porn sites assume I’m a guy??
You multitask hard in every single one of the same hours you and Beyonce have in a day.
You are the “fun one” in your friend group, who may have some questionable life views but is a safe bet to have by your side for a night out.
Instead of searching aimlessly through playlists for the ultimate boy band collection, I’ve done the work for you and put together the 70 essential boy band songs you need in your life.
15. “Just Got Paid”
Every time I cashed my minimum wage check from BlockBuster Video back in 2000, I would crank this song in my Geo Tracker to let everyone know of my recent financial blessings.