You never pushed a Push Pop? Lol wut?
You would THINK that the father of the child I was hired to entertain would treat me with some level of respect, right? I mean, his wife is in the next room and I’ve spent the past hour bonding with his daughter, so it would be ridiculous for Daddio to hit on me.
You notice how time passes so quickly, yet the calendar in the house hasn’t been flipped since that day.
Your dinner table discussions were focused around PMLS classes, Conference jargon, and the always-hard-not-to-laugh-at PPR (PP is always funny) committee meeting updates.
See iiiii-iiiiiiiiiiii, am everyday people.
1. You only see each other at mutual friends events like weddings, baby showers, bachelorette parties, etc. Except it doesn’t feel like a bad thing even though part of you feels like it should.
All we really know now are our memories and our nostalgia.
Way, way back in the 1980’s…
My childhood is once again in your hands. Proceed with caution. This means a lot.
It’s like, who else is going to do this for me?