Every now and then I’d love to surf the internet without being slapped in the face with Taylor’s every move. She’s following me and it makes me uncomfortable. Tell her to stop, pls.
Notice how entirely unimpressed she is. But you know she’s just playing the game.
You still can’t get over jeggings. Seriously, leggings that look like jeans? MOVE OVER EINSTEIN, BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS GENIUS.
They’re forever jealous that at pretty much any point you can walk into a party and get some.
If you go to a bar, and there isn’t a place for you to sit down, you’re not lasting longer than an hour.
When they don’t know exactly “who all is coming.”
“Take me! Take me!” Natalya cried repeatedly, her long legs splayed on top of mine, her firm loins girding for gratification.
Can’t drink? No problem. I’m here to help.
The most exciting cities in the world are usually the ones with an adventurous, cutting edge nightlife culture. New York. Berlin. London. Amsterdam. There’s something going on at all hours of the night. Cities are always alive, moving, booming.
Mildly perturbed that I used to sing this in elementary school after dissecting the lyrics, but hey, now it’s perfectly acceptable to ask someone to rub me the right way.