The Instigator: She’s the reason everyone is out drinking in the first place. She’s usually the one who handles her liquor the best (from practice) and she’s often found urging everyone to have just one (four) more drink(s).
On a moral level, you hate what you’re hearing. But…
I invited her out with us one night, and we spent our night — from like 9 PM to 5 in the morning — out drinking, dancing, and just getting closer. She came back with us, and the most surprising part was she knew exactly what she was doing. It wasn’t her first time, and she took control.
Every now and then I’d love to surf the internet without being slapped in the face with Taylor’s every move. She’s following me and it makes me uncomfortable. Tell her to stop, pls.
Notice how entirely unimpressed she is. But you know she’s just playing the game.
You still can’t get over jeggings. Seriously, leggings that look like jeans? MOVE OVER EINSTEIN, BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS GENIUS.
They’re forever jealous that at pretty much any point you can walk into a party and get some.
If you go to a bar, and there isn’t a place for you to sit down, you’re not lasting longer than an hour.
When they don’t know exactly “who all is coming.”
“Take me! Take me!” Natalya cried repeatedly, her long legs splayed on top of mine, her firm loins girding for gratification.