Next day brunch.
Why NOT get crunk on a Wednesday night?
Killing Kittens, a London-based society for the “sexual elite” has received an onslaught of media attention in conjunction with its recent New York City launch.
“I don’t like vodka.”
1. The not-nightclub-nightclub, complete with one strobe light and DEEEJAAAAAYY NOOOONAAAMMMEEE *siren noise* *siren noise* *siren noise* You were convinced to go here by some guy passing out sad neon flyers and you knew it was a bad idea as…
I don’t like you if you don’t tip, if you don’t have money to tip, please stay home and drink there. I have to pay rent, too.
I’m not racist, but-
*Cue impulse to never leave the house and speak in public again*
3. Attacks From The Gaza Strip Are A Part Of Life
Most clubs are crammed so tight that you can’t move, be it to dance or just navigate to the bar or restroom. Everyone is bumping into everyone, drinking are spilling everywhere, and at some point, you will either have your drink knocked out or you will knock someone else’s out.