2. Oregon Trail
15. The Kardashians
I didn’t want to waste so many of my 20 spaces on them, so they go in together as a group entry.
6. There is no doubt about it. Jason Derulo is not a pizza.
Christina Aguilera went to my high school (North Allegheny). My psychology teacher said she was a bitch and smelled like uncooked hot dogs.
Katherine Heigl was a real bitch in High School. She would walk around like a little diva and all the teachers hated her (she was about 2 years into film career). One of the best stories is when her manager accompanied her into a class asking for less homework and less work and the teacher apparently just lost it.
“Can we have a Congressional standoff that results in a suspension of scholarly essays about Miley Cyrus?” – Dave Holmes
Who are these generic nobodies, with their CW Network haircuts and Old Navy smiles, cast in the vaunted roles for which thespians wait a lifetime?
I love you more than Bruce Willis, Nicolas Cage and Liam Neeson combined.
In a hilarious remix of T-Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble.”
Winter, I love you, and Imma let you finish, but you seriously need to decide whether you want to be 50 degrees or 20.