Chances are, if you are walking slowly in Manhattan, you are a tourist.
…when I couldn’t come up with a good enough reason for being stressed, my dentist surmised that it “must just be New York” adding that “the city will do that to you.”
2. Be passionate about transportation routes.
Yet, people continue to flock to Manhattan in droves, overflowing the sidewalks, overcrowding the subways, and settling for subpar standards of living just to call themselves New Yorkers.
Things don’t have to be so fucking hard all the time.
The hem of your Forever 21 polyester floral dress is sticking to the inner portion of your cinnamon bun feeling thighs. It’s summer time, in New York City.
Don’t spend a bunch of time taking pictures. New York isn’t going anywhere, plus you’re not going to reinvent the selfie in the next few days, so take one or two, and move on.
6th Circle (Heresy): Times Square
It didn’t make him think I was cool; it just made me cough a lot in front of him.
It was the first cold day we were together, and we had never snuggled before. With trepidation, I linked my right leg over yours, and rested my head on the center of your chest.